In the Kremlin

Father Frost

December 24, 2021 Igor Yakovenko

Putin as a lawyer of Santa Claus: Buryats - a hospital, Dagestanis - light and gas, Talibes - support. Four hours lies. Journalists pollinated by silver. “New” cannot be allowed, do not give foreign agents a word.

The 17th ritual action, under the conditional name, is the final annual annual large press conference of the President of the Russian Federation V.V. Putin had the same relation to a press conference as electoral events under the supervision of Pampilova-to the elections. And the fact that this event was not allowed to be the “New Gazeta”, whose editor-in-chief has just become the Laureate of the Nobel Prize of the World, is the only journalist awarded this award for the entire history of the Soviet, pre-Soviet and post-Soviet Russia, and three media-regents-“rain”, “Medusa” and “Freedom”-were launched in the order Once again, the grotesque nature of this action emphasizes.

The vast majority of the five hundred gathered have nothing to do with the media and journalism, but are walkers, petitioners, petitioners for their region on behalf of not even the editorial office, but local authorities. They themselves know this very well, and behave accordingly, they shake the prepared posters, scream, jump up, trying to attract attention, girls dress up in bright dresses for this purpose. Girls generally have a little more chance. At the end of the four -hour marathon, two tired middle -aged male threw conventions and began to behave, as in a brothel when choosing whores. Putin, licking his lips licking, casually threw his press secretary: "Dim, and let's go in red." And he, nodding to the chief’s choice approvingly, added: “And then there, in green.”

Well, and an additional bar, emphasizing who is who is the grotesque, reaching the VIP-client security measures. The petitioners at the entrance were passed through the frames, pollinating with silver disinfection - the measure, according to experts, is absolutely meaningless, but defiantly humiliating. The enormous exhibition hall of the Manege allowed the VIP client at such a distance from the petitions that he had to squint in order to see them ...

In terms of content, the action was most similar to the television game "Field of Miracles" with Yakubovich. The petitioners also invited Putin to visit, tried to foil his gifts, however, unlike Gifts Yakubovich, hotels intended for Putin, vigilant employees of the FSO selected at the entrance.

The vast majority of issues were consistent with the VIP client in advance, which allowed him to show awareness and pour numbers from the cheat sheets pre-prepared on the table. The main and truly fateful question is how Putin relates to Santa Claus and that a kind of St. Petersburg lawyer filed a lawsuit against him for not fulfilling his requests for 23 years. And Putin immediately gave out a prepared joke about the fact that he is also a lawyer from St. Petersburg and is ready to protect Santa Claus, and the legalist-legalist advised to think about his behavior, as Santa Claus gives gifts only to good boys and girls. Well, in Putin himself with Santa Claus, he said, relations are built in a “noble way”.

As proof, Putin immediately took over the functions of Santa Claus and began to fulfill the desires of “good boys and girls”. The petition from Dagestan promised to repair electricity and conduct gas, and the walkers from Buryatia - to build a new hospital ...

There was such a foreign film “Santa Killer”, about a serial killer who killed, dressed up in Santa Claus's costume. Putin, who regularly pretends to be Santa Claus and at the same time organizes mass killings in Ukraine and Syria, launches the team of poisoners around the country and abroad, thereby creating the texture for the Russian remake of this film with him in the main role ...

This event once again proved that in such a format to ask Putin substantial questions is completely pointless. Since he brilliantly took possession of the art of a question about Thomas in the detailed way to tell the biography of the herema’s biography in the third ten of his autocracy. And since journalists have no option in this format to insist on the answer to their question, this simple trick rolls every time.

Journalist Sky News Diana Magnes asked if Putin could guarantee that Russia would not attack Ukraine. Putin Reasonably to her in response: “Who created Ukraine? Lenin Vladimir Ilyich, when he created the Soviet Union. ” Then he finished off the malicious Englishwoman with a remark that Texas with California once belonged to Mexico. Well, so that she forever disappears the hunt to ask him tactless questions, went on the attack: “Do you demand guarantees from us? You must give us guarantees! And immediately now! And do not make it like for decades! "

Since the Englishwoman refused to give guarantees to Putin out of harm, he demanded that another “girl in a red dress” give the floor. And then it turned out when she took off the mask that it was not a girl at all, but quite the opposite, Ksenia Anatolyevna Sobchak. Putin focusingly said that he did not recognize her from afar, but Ksenia Sobchak refused to put up with Putin and asked him two tactless questions. Firstly, why he awarded the title of Major General to the head of the GUFSIN in the Irkutsk region Leonid Sagalakov. The fact is that, according to the prisoners of the Angarsk colony No. 15, in April 2020, this Sagalakov promised that they would be raped. After that, hundreds of convicts were really tortured in the Irkutsk pre -trial detention center. And secondly, Ksenia Sobchak asked if Putin saw the archive of torture in Russian colonies and whether he agreed that they are systemic in nature. According to the organizer of torture, Major General Sagalakov Putin explained that "life is complex and diverse . " Probably, the complexity and diversity of life in an exhaustive way explain the need to promote the sadist service. Otherwise, dull simplicity and uniformity will come. And about the torture conveyor, Putin reassured his goddaughter with the assurances that this is a "global problem, it is in the USA and France to work calmly with this." I believe that for hundreds of Russian convicts, which are stuck in the asses, these words of Putin will serve as a consolation ...

The BBC journalist Pyotr Kozlov asked what had been shaking in Russia recently, that the authorities began to declare foreign agents and extremists. To which Putin replied that Russia can only be ruined from the inside, and this is done only by those who serve other people's interests. And once again he repeated that the law on foreign agents “not our invented”, but the USA, and Rutino lied that “our law is much more liberal”.

Navalny for Putin is still the one who cannot be called the name-this time is "a person who was supposedly poisoned." And in general, "do not make and hide behind political activity."

Since Putin lies whenever he opens his mouth, a logical question arises: whether it is necessary to somehow pay attention to this four-hour lies. Isn't it better to ignore it. This is a completely reasonable point of view. But there is another, also having the right to exist. Many Putin statements are evidence of his crimes that he does not hide, being confident in his impunity. And some of his words can become the basis of the future indictment. And so, yes, it is much more preferable that he does not answer the questions of specially selected petitioners, but in accordance with the judicial regulations testified and answered the questions of the prosecutor.

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