In the Kremlin

Simulants

11 February 2011 Viktor Shenderovich

"What to talk about when there is nothing to talk about?"

The old acting saying, designed to create the illusion of a lively conversation on the stage with massive repetition, easily adapts to political needs: "What to do when there is nothing to do?"

For example, when you are the President of Russia and received this Russia in a state of war running a Caucasian from the hands of the one who unleashed this war, and you have no political talent, and there is no political will, and God also did not reward a strong civilian feeling ...

What to do so that no one can say that you are an empty place and do nothing?

But what. We need to go to the Kiev station and arrange a large variety there, publicly pimping for cops that do not check anyone, but pace just like that.

If the cops at the Kiev station, in winter, began to seriously inspect the incoming, so that it was really impossible to carry a shahid belt to the station building, the train could be canceled throughout the branch - not a single one would have gone on the schedule.

In this case, Shahid would explode in a huge crowd formed at the scope of the metal detector - or, shrugging his shoulders, turned around and went to the subway to Kursk, good in a straight branch.

After all, nothing was said about Kursky Medvedev, isn't it? And about Kazan? And about the European shopping complex, right there, on Kyiv? And about ...

By the way, do you have a detailed map of Russia with you?

Eat? We will expand, perhaps. And let's estimate the menu that Russia offers a person who has a firmly deciding for himself to explode in a crowded place.

And finally we will understand that in a country brutally fighting the second decade, with a four -digit number of perplexed, abducted, executed and blown up - and, accordingly, a five -digit number of their relatives and friends (not all of which are ready to go to the Strasbourg route), that in such a country to ensure security for Russians by police way is simply impossible!

And with a sigh, we admit to each other that all these public thrashing of Medvedev is a variety of authorities - a pure television circus.

Everyone understands this.

Alas, including Shahids.

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