In the opposition

The battle of Prokhorov

September 16, 2011 Vladimir Nadein

Nothing more instructive than the last interview with Mikhail Prokhorov of the Echo of Moscow radio station, I have not read in recent years. My whole country, with its authorities, parties, regions, bosses and rich people, fell in front of me, as in the palm of my hand. And although I, like many fellow citizens, knew almost everything anyway, I had never relyed it at once, from all sides and one piece.

The appointment of the fabulously rich Verzila by the head of the updated political company possessed all the features of a vulgar provincial comedy. His appearance in front of the public with a bouquet of funny political maxims clearly showed that luck is more important than the mind to create big money. For all the difference in distances from the head to the heels near Prokhorov and Medvedev, both of them turned out to be the personalities of the same caliber, which again makes the honor of Putin's insight.

The main advantage of both figures is this: no matter what they say, everything is forgotten at that very second when TV proceeds to the next plot. The meaning is washing off like a wave. This makes them indispensable for modern Russian politics. Therefore, the wise observers had no doubt that the party led by Prokhorov would smoothly fit into the cozy interior of the Duma, differing from old-fashioned fractions only with songs to the music of Raymond Pauls and the ability to play basketball.

And all would be nothing, but then two eternal factors collided with the foreheads: objective and subjective. The first was that society needed a rebel. Desperate, like Stenka Razin, but, preferably, with her wallet. As Prokhorov never bounced, he was immediately erected to the overthrows. And from all sides they began to shower with tips. How to better get it.

Another factor flared up from the Soviets - subjective. While the rich man shared his insights with the viewers about the conciliated opposition, he was loved even on Channel One. But under the influence of blind folk love in the soul of a tall man, something brutal began to ripen. It seems like to declare Cheboksary Europe, become a prime minister or even, which the devil is not joking, personally brush the Persian princess into a rowing wave.

It was the fifth foul. The first four Prokhorov, as it turned out, missed. He was once removed from the site in full accordance with the rules approved by the commandant’s offices of the Kremlin. The commentator "Echo of Moscow" Tikhon Dzyadko intercepted the player right at the side line. Not yet cooled, stripping off the sweaty T -shirt, outraged that he was not allowed to play to the end of a meeting so successfully, Prokhorov blurted out everything that accumulated in his soul.

It turns out that the “raider seizure” of the party was ordered by the “First Deputy Head of the Administration of Vladislav Surkov, who is trying to manage the political system and climbs into the affairs of public organizations, the political party. I have felt all in my own skin, as they say, I felt it. ”

At the direction of V. Surkov, this was done.

First: “In the last 2 weeks or 10 days, all the heads of regional branches or delegates of the congress were called to local administrations. The governor spoke with someone, with someone a deputy governor on ideology. ”

Second: “Then the people who came, They were immediately met from the station and invited the presidential administration for a conversation. Of course, we knew about this. ”

Third: “Also people from the administration, as well as their six, who were in the party, also ran around the hotel, persuaded, explained, threatened, and so on, and so on.”

Fourth: “A raider attack was undertaken, where 21 people (congress delegates) could not get (to the meeting room) and 19 were ... their documents were invalidated. There was a capture of the mandate commission. ”

And here is the plans for the near future, which shares the Savior of Russian Democracy, offended in the best feelings: “I plan to meet with the president of the country and the prime minister, and tell from the first person how this process all happened. While domestic policy is commanded by Vladislav Surkov, no political process that would be connected with an honest, unbiased attitude to the party, is impossible. ”

UV, I can't. The pace is too high. Let's rest a bit, dear reader. Take, speaking the language of our hero, a minute timeout. Let's look around.

It is unlikely that any of us will object to the fact that people like Prokhorov know that how much in our homeland. He with Putin and Medvedev see more often than some of us with his beloved mother -in -law. His closest friend is deputy Putin, Medvedev’s envoy and the supreme governor of the restless Caucasus. Governors meet him at the airport. And if he says that the “deputy governor on ideology” called all delegates to the carpet, which means at least a few, but they called.

The deputy governor in ideology is not a regular surplus. This is a criminal offense. Article 13 of the Constitution of the Russian Federation reads: “1. In the Russian Federation, ideological diversity is recognized. 2. No ideology can be established as state or mandatory. ” Such an egregious violation of the constitutional foundations in all constituent entities of the Federation requires an immediate investigation, since we are talking about the preparing state coup, which pose a real threat to the very existence of the republic.

However, apparently, this revolution has already happened safely. In any case, Prokhorov himself in the existence of “deputy player according to ideology” does not see anything strange. On the eve of the failed congress, he visited in the Kremlin the very V. Surkov, whom he now threatens to erase from the face of the earth. This happened after the delegates arranged pumping by the forces of "all governors." After they, right from the stations, were taken to the presidential administration, that is, besides V. Surkov. After the "six" ran around the hotel. Whose "six"? Yes, all the same V. Surkov.

Having angrily open the high Kremlin doors, in a white cloak with a bloody hinge, a confident step of a brilliant athlete, in the early morning (option: late in the evening) mid-September 2011, the owner of a myrtolem billions in dollars and euros, the rising Yo-star (option: The extinguishing yo-Metor) Mikhail Prokhorov entered the office of the deputy head of the presidential administration V. Surkova cried out in a thunderous voice:

- How dare you, despicable deputy, criminal to violate the constitution of my country!

Yes?

No.

I quote this great interview again. "T. Dzyadko: "You said the day before that on Tuesday you met with Surkov." M. Prokhorov: "Yes." T. Dzyadko: "Was the topic of pressure on you, on the party?" M. Prokhorov: “We had no question - it seemed to me that all issues were resolved in a sense. I just informed him that the delegates arrived, everyone was ready. ”

Here is in which country we live, dear ladies and gentlemen. Our power consists entirely of dwarfs. Just some are more authentic, others are shorter. Their parties are a bunch of traitors, villains and six, who are easily and cheaply bite provocateurs who were pre -selected by the Kremlin scruff of the Kremlin. The messengers of the party lower classes, only stepping on the station platform, immediately catch the winds from above. The sailors of Zheleznyaki, having looked into some sheets, are informed by the authorized delegates for whom the guard is tired, and for whom it is not yet. And the head of the party, an independent, innovative, ready -made story by the updated legacy of Stolypin, is in a hurry to a third -rate official to “just inform”.

You read, read this interview. It is epoch -making. We have long been injured in the aromas of this, expressed in Marxist words, the “human material”, from which our parliaments, courts, ministries, administration, law enforcement agencies are sculpted. However, the completion of the interview created by the clever Tikhon Dzyadko strongly demands not to calm down on his achieved. Because the courage with which we take cities, plants, provinces, millions and billions, and a very special property.

Do you know what Mikhail Prokhorov put in the highest merit? “If there are people,” he solemnly declares, “which is grossly violating Russian laws, I have enough civil will to ...”

Attention, gentlemen! A flying competition is announced. The winner receives a fuel and focus. Guess from three times, what is enough for our hero to have enough civil will in relation to people who are rude! .. Call them to a duel? Raise with a dollar hurricane? Drive for eternal hard labor? Drums, fraction! The correct answer: "I have enough will of civilian to call a spade a spade."

This is our daredevil. And the whole elite is to match him. When the Filkin Congress of the Linden Party by the votes of worthless delegates turned his noses from the recent Sultan of the “right -handed business”, he was called with the expression of support and sympathy. “Yes, a rather large number of people called me and really expressed support, really from the Russian elite, the establishment. I do not want to name surnames so as not to put these people in an uncomfortable position. ”

This is how things are with fear in the Russian Federation. I have not yet sat down, has not yet fled - but already firing under the ass.

T. Dzyadko, in a clear eye and quite innocent: "Well, is this a high level?"

From the lips of the oligarch, an answer sounded, for which V. Surkov should have dispersed all our parties: "This is a very high level."

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