In the Kremlin

Gosplan

December 25, 2007 Anton Oresh

Previously, there was a state plan in this building. Everything was planned there, up to the exact number of cross -country and erasers manufactured in the country. However, for some reason, even Lastikov in the USSR was not enough, and in general Soviet erasers did not wash, but only smeared a pencil on paper, stimulating schoolchildren, students and officials to write carefully and without errors.

The Duma of the fifth convocation is the same state plan. They do not discuss here - they are performed here. The phrase that I quote everywhere does not give me rest, but it is, however, very good - as Professor Preobrazhensky would say, the “final” phrase. And the only aphorism of the boring apparatchik Gryzlov. But what! "Duma is not a place for discussions." I repeated these words a hundred times, and I like them more and more. Duma, that is, a state plan, really is not a place for discussions. Here they will “legitimize” the decisions of Putin, Surkov, Sechin-well, or whoever we really make all decisions there.

Although actually it is interesting that out of 450 deputies, formally 135 is an opposition. Well, even if we subtract the “Mironovites”-97 remains. When voting, their opinion does not matter, but if a hundred people do not agree with something, then it is difficult for her to shut up her mouth. So will there be discussions?
On the very first day, a full scandal happened. Govorukhin and Kobzon protested, left the committee. They were not allowed to lead the "cultural" cell of the chamber.

The party comrades acted with them, as with screws and shpuntiki. They didn’t explain anything, they didn’t say anything - they simply confronted the fact. What was so surprised by Govorukhin, I don't understand. That he did not know that, joining United Russia, he actually joined the CPSU in his old age? He did not know that, agreeing to enter the list, he would not be in the Duma, but in the state plan? And that the culture will lead the same who leads and everything else - citizens of the "related" professions "abandoned" by the party for a "responsible section of work"? Apparently, such discussions are now in the Duma and will be: who is formally the main in the actually useless mechanism?
At the first meeting, 427 deputies out of 450. 23 were walking. Many? Vice versa! Remember these faces, which for the second time you may see only at the final meeting of this convocation, when everyone arrives in a group farewell photo. How much will we lose from their absence? Unless during the vote, a party comrade will have to run more in the rows and more actively burn on other people's buttons, voting for laws and projects on behalf of empty places.

What are the deputies in the hall, that they are not. All the same, we, Russians, did not vote for them. They voted for Putin, who was a three man. But for some reason I did not go to the Duma. The most meticulous knew that there were still surnames on the list, relatively known in the country. But these surnames did not seduce mandates for which they fought with such bureaucratic zeal. As before, don’t understand who met, so do not understand who will continue to sit.

Although, of course, it is nice to see the list of Heroes of Olympism that have surfaced from the bowels of the list of heroes of Olympism: Kabaev, Khorkin, and Sikharulidze will not even be bounced by the Committee! Their absence in the hall in the next months will be more striking than the absenteeism of ordinary deputies, but it will not affect lawmaking. Laws will be adopted without discussion delays, clearly, quickly. A person who runs around the rows and voting for his comrades in a skew will even be able to prepare for the Olympiad as a runner runner. Although it would be more correct to just put a “single” button - Gryzlov on the table. So that he sorry for her boldly for all 315 surnames.

Yes, there is no time to discuss, it is necessary to implement Putin's plan. Who, if not Putin’s state plan to do this. As if again, the clips and eraser disappeared.