Scrap metal collection

For Women's Day on March 8, there will be a gift for everyone - the recycling of old cars will begin. I don’t know what this has to do with Women’s Day, but that’s what they decided. We will adopt foreign triumphal experience: we scrapped an old car and received a subsidy for a new one. Putin was unusually frank. He said that although the matter was useful, it was not simple. They say that it requires purely bureaucratic decisions and the organization of special reception centers. And how to deliver all this rubbish to the disposal sites, and how to dispose of it later - all this has yet to be figured out. But some things, of course, are already clear. For example, that cars that can be bought in exchange for junk must be produced in Russia. Which is quite logical. And also the price of the issue was indicated - 50 thousand rubles, which is also not so little for junk, because for other ruins they won’t give that much. But there was some minor mischief. But what if I have two old cars? Can I sell them wholesale, get 100 thousand and buy a car? This is logical! Nevermind! Hand over two cars, get two certificates for 50 thousand each, but then buy two cars too. Why, why - it’s unclear. I don’t need two, and I don’t have enough money for two, even with 100 thousand. But the bosses could not allow life to seem like honey to us, so that someone, God forbid, would gain benefit. Well then, let one old skeleton stand there rotting. Or even both.