In the Kremlin

Large plans

September 28, 2011 Anton Oresh

Television, which shoots with several cameras, and the director, skillfully giving close -ups at the right time, is a great thing. It allows you to see what you can’t express in a word.

With pleasure, I watched the “conversation” of Medvedev and Kudrin on the modernization council. If you didn’t look, you must look. If you saw, do not be too lazy to look again. This is lovely what is it!

The ridiculous, turned into a sex rag "President" holds its first event in this new quality. And he decides that since he himself was so gloriously trampled, then he needs to be trampled at least someone. And Kudrin was "substituted." Well, the "president" begins his fiery speech.

Stunning decorations. Because all this happens against some blue background, where incomprehensible orbits are drawn, apparently symbolizing modernization, and elements flying in these orbits-nickel, molybdenum, california, curium, strontium, cobalt, cerium.

Surkov sits - smiles. That's no matter how you look at these meetings - a smiling Surkov always sits to the right of Medvedev. What is always so fun? However, I guess.

Volodin sits on the left - and records! What did he record something? Well, you heard this escapade - what can you have a summary there? And Volodin - writes!

Medvedev, meanwhile, is gaining momentum. Through the word he repeats that he is the president, that all decisions are made by him, that the government is holding him, “president”, “other views than the president, that is, I” ... I, I, I, I! For some need, he repeats and repeats that Kudrin’s statement was made in the “United States of America”-as if it had become more destroyed from this.

And finally, goes to the main thing - decide here and now, Alexei Leonidovich. And here it is! Alexey Leonidovich is not very firm, but reports that he would like to consult with the Prime Minister. O-pa! Ah, these close -ups! What to do Dmitry Anatolyevich? Suddenly the Prime Minister will advise anything?! And the “president”, who had just demanded an immediate answer, the Normy -Conduct, is still trying to press out, they say, you can consult “with anyone”, but Kudrin is unshakable - I will consult, and that's it. Here ... "President" gives him time until the evening.

It was just immediately - and now until the evening, and even calls on statements made in such a filthy place as America, to disavow.

And feeling that he is already completely drowning in the next shitty story, the “president” says something final: “And I will make all the necessary decisions until May 7 of the next year. I hope everyone understands this. "

Here is the most important main thing: Kudrin's face. Close -up. Kudrin's face blurred in such a smile! Together with Kudrin, everyone who saw a broadcast was laughing over these words. Great movie!

The next day, it turned into a series. Because Medvedev went to the military training ground and continued to master the role of an unpretentious tyrant, believing that if he would continue to be out of Sergey Leonidovich, then everyone would immediately understand what the cool man he was, and he will be forgotten, as a truly cool comrade was mocked over him in the eyes of the whole planet.

To reinforce his sudden steepness, the President put on a legendary brown jacket with the inscription "Supreme Commander." And a close -up, without calling a scornful name, "put things in order."

This jacket was once an ally of the “president” when he had disagreements with the father of the nation in Libya. This jacket gave courage and determination. Medvedev again put on the saving costume of Superman Glavkover.

Lord, my God, who rules us? Honestly, I have not the slightest desire to observe this booth for another six months. It would be better if they were in Luzhniki, last Saturday, they changed "here and now." And more honest and practical. Yes, and it’s a shame to somehow observe human weakness in such an unbearably close-up.

Photos and Printingkrin RIA Novosti