Each barrel...

“The Sayano-Shushenskaya hydroelectric power station, with the participation of Putin, returned to its design capacity five years after the accident.” This is how you see Putin, who, having become puffed up, personally issues kilowatts...

And it’s impossible to even understand without context whether the authors of the title were joking - or whether they were serious.

Because those who made the selection of football news playing on the monitors of Vnukovo Airport were certainly not joking! And there were several news items: a “Golden Boot” for Ronald, another record for Messi, something, it seems, about Ribery – and Putin with memories of how he once played football on an artificial field and broke his collarbone.

I didn’t wait until the cultural news - he must have played the piano there...

Every barrel, every one!

And only when the time comes to answer for the seizure of power, corruption and military hell will he disappear from all monitors and go under the plinth. And it turns out that all of this was done by all of us, collectively, and he, the administrator...

—Have you seen Putin?

- Which Putin?