In the Kremlin

Day of silence

December 3, 2011 Viktor Shenderovich

Today, on the "Day of Silence", when the law is strictly prohibited by all agitation, I would like to say a few words about the Communist Party and their leader of Gennady Andreyevich Zyuganov.

But I can't.

I am not Churov to do not care about the law.

For a symmetrical reason, for two days, I am closing the mouth, bursting with various words related to the LDPR, “fair Russia” and other applicants for the upcoming financing.

But in one pleasure, I cannot deny myself on this Saturday day. I want to devote this Saturday day (and at the same time the coming Sunday) public relief of the soul in concerns the party of crooks and thieves.

Citizens of Russia! Brotherhood!

Do not vote for a batch of crooks and thieves!

Firstly, it is embarrassing, and secondly, it will soon be dangerous.

And if your right hand seduces you to put a checkmark for a batch of crooks and thieves, cut it off and throw it from yourself. And if you see someone who, taught by the devil, is going to vote for this party, dawn by the sign of it with the Cross and ashamed, without resorting to assault, but only in words.

If at the polling station you see illegal agitation for a batch of crooks and thieves, plunder it and, having overshadowed the sign of the chairman of the election commission, hit him on the urn, having previously recorded the surname.

And the policeman who will buy you, say: get away from me, Satan. For I did not come to violate the law, but to fulfill.

If you see the sculptor of crooks and the thieves of the God -dimensional werewolf in uniform, trying to expel the observer from the site, three times fall by the sign of the Cross and remind of the fiery hell and Art. 141 of the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation, and bow to the observer into the belt, for they are the kingdom of heaven.

If you see buses with worshipers worshiping mamon, by rossy traveling around the polling stations, in order to illegally increase the percentage of crooks and thieves that have voted for the batch, detain them all and before the police, by dawning by the sign of the Cross, hit the bumper alternately, having previously recorded the numbers.

And so spend this day, and this evening.

And when you see this at night on the TV of a godly bearded, announcing the victory of the party of crooks and thieves, sprinkle the screen with holy water, and reject the bearded man with an anger, for he created an idol from the leader of the party of crooks and thieves and bitterness of his participation. There will be a moan and gnashing tooth.

And in the morning, come to the walls of your shame and tell the crooks and thieves: repent, because the PACE session approached.

And when the riot police will beat you, dare to the godmother with a sign. And when you get your hand along with the sign, tell them: move away from me, making lawlessness. And call your lawyer so that the riot police will twist their hand to him.

Hmm.

Sorry, got carried away. But I wanted to say something completely light, parting. Something is very simple. Ah, yes ... I remembered.

All in the polls.

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