Sergey Kuznetsov. NasNet: issue 40

NasNet: issue 40
Sergey Kuznetsov

Publication date: March 29, 2001

Project: nineties

(Game conditions are here .)

At the end of his youth, Kulikov was no longer as picky about acquaintances as he was during his studies at an English special school and at the philology department. One of his friends was a girl from some town near Moscow like Khimki named Sveta. And therefore, when Kulikov decided to get married, thereby drawing a line under part of his life, he decided to invite Sveta to the wedding - along with fifty other guests crammed into his three-room apartment.

Sveta came with her young husband Krasnov, who, as she herself said, was a bull, who was now trying to get into some respectable business. Krasnov turned out to be a young, thin guy in a white shirt and with tattoos on his arms - it seems, even without a gold chain. If he was once a bandit, it was a petty one.

Krasnov joyfully had fun with everyone, opened the wine, helped lay out the salads and danced the girls. Quite early, she and Sveta got ready to go home. Saying goodbye in the hallway, he said:

- If you have any problems, please contact us .

Kulikov’s friend Chernov stood nearby. Then he dressed in jeans, a stale shirt and sneakers - and therefore Krasnov did not pay attention to him. Meanwhile, Chernov had long been on the boards of directors of several banks and drove a car with a driver and a security guard. In case of any problems, Kulikov planned to turn to him - and therefore received great pleasure from this scene.

Remembering it later, he thought that a real cinematic move would be to create a situation in which Kulikov would be useless, and Krasnov, on the contrary, would have the only key that would open the casket.

Everything worked out, however. The nineties are long over, but Kulikov never encountered any specific problems. Or only Chernov knew about them.

Or - Krasnov.

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Places

Recently, having decided to write a column for another off-line magazine, I came up with a new way to classify sites. Since, as you know, my second specialty - after writing columns in Russian Journal - is film criticism, it was cinema that was taken as the basis for the classification.

Mainstream - all sites occupying the top twenty of Rambler. It’s a joke, of course, but you yourself understand - expensive, professional, commercial, well-frequented.

Avant-garde - all net art and around it.

Radical - Chernov and Verbitsky on the one hand, and on the other Fakra and everything that came from it . Can be considered a subsection of avant-garde, but this is not interesting

Amateur - classic homepage, made without much imagination . A complete analogue of what, at best, has a chance of getting into the program “Your Own Director”. Probably also include dating sites .

Independent ones - Bagatelle, the old "Burime" and a bunch of other places that, on the one hand, exist as a community, and on the other hand, are interesting not only to those who enter there. They have no budget, and the public response is sometimes significant. Some avant-garde and radical sites can also be included here.

Trash is the squeak. This includes anything that is made blatantly poorly or in blatantly bad taste. The easiest way is to search on narod.yandex.ru, but I think homegrown Ed Woods can be found many places.

Obviously, there are also sites that fall under the definition of not cinema, but television genres - but I, not being a TV fan, am not good at them.

Feedback

My note about RIF , as expected, caused a real surge of activity. Participants in the show, and increasingly viewers, sent additions and changes. Basically, the matter concerned the division of money - after much debate, they agreed that Korzun and Moreinis received equally. Two advertising formulations were also proposed with which Dema lured future investors. One said that the money was being collected for “a sharp change in the social status of two well-known representatives of the network elite,” and the other said that it was for the fact that “two leading players in the market will change their orientation.” The funny thing is that the second of them was sent by a person who was not at RIF at the time of the events described. In response to my perplexed question of how he knew what Dema was saying, the questioner replied that several witnesses called him that same evening and told him this story. For my part, I’m ready to confirm that Dema really said something similar, but since he spoke, as usual, for two hours without stopping, I won’t remember everything: I was not at work, I didn’t intend to write an article, and Dema listened through the word.

At this point, I think, the story about the historical kiss of Moreinis and Korzun can be considered closed - otherwise NasNet threatens to turn into a mixture of gossip column and tabloid.

Aesthetic impressions

An old friend De sent:

Oh what I saw at work today! The young man got tired of watching porn movies, so he made the window smaller and opened joke.ru next to it! So I sat with 2 windows on the screen. I read on the left and looked at it on the right. Indeed, humor is Russian sex .

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