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Moscow 2082
The first, election, long
Putin's office. Inside is Putin and Surkov, gradually acquiring the features of Volodin. The situation is almost Spartan. The table, chair, heads of enemies on the walls, tiger skin on the floor. In the corner is a bunch of candidates for president of the Russian Federation, one of which is distinguished by length.
Putin looks out the window.
Putin:
- What kind of people are there?
Surkov:
- Probably summer residents. You see, they have white ribbons. Those tie up tomatoes.
P:
- Ah, tomatoes. For some reason I thought they were condoms. Here, I think, strange people. Passed condoms. Whether not gays.
Surkov turns into Volodin, and nothing more changes.
Volodin (formerly Surkov):
- summer residents, as is, summer residents. They protest, as you predicted, against the fact that mass events prevent them from going to summer cottages.
P:
- What are the events?
B (B.S.):
- Yes, these are. Now, they gathered a large crowd and prevent each other from going to the cottages.
P.:
- What strange people.
A cry comes to the open window: "Who is the power here?"
P:
- Who is this? What is he screaming?
B (B.S.):
- Some guy. Impudent ... a very impudent guy. It seems to us in the window screaming - "How to get to you?"
P:
- Well, no, let him go there.
A wild cry is heard - "The Virgin, Putin drive away!"
P:
- And what?
Volodin for a second seems to turn into Surkov again, facial features are changing, as if someone invisible to fingers with plasticine with his fingers. But Volodin still defeats the inner Surkov.
Volodin (formerly Surkov):
- Such a group. Girls. "Pussy Riot."
P:
- But this is not bad, not bad, well. Once they want - let them wash. If you get them somewhere, and let them wash. Or, I don't know, they sew for example. Mittens.
Volodin finally turns into Volodin .
Volodin (final Volodin):
- Oh yes, about the Patriarch about them. He praised all the clock, asked to give him the clock.
P (unfastening the bracelet on the wrist):
- Again.
Volodin (final Volodin):
- No, not these. Other. On the tower which. On Spasskaya. Beautiful, says, watch. All sorts of, he says, he has a clock, but there are no such hours.
Putin silently goes to the corner, to a bunch of candidates for president of the Russian Federation.
Takes a long one, pokes it in others.
P.:
- And I found a good stick to interfere with you?
Candidates make sounds and smells.
Curtain
The second action, post -crop, short
The same, in the same place, but later.
Putin:
- And now what kind of people go there?
Volodin (now Volodin now):
- This is the march of millions, Vladimir Vladimirovich.
P:
- And how many are there?
In (c. T.U.S.V):
- Six.
P.:
- Millions?
IN.:
- No, man.
P.:
- And this, impudent?
IN:
- No more impudent, some of them are all now quiet.
P:
- And the cottage?
IN:
- What is the cottage?
P:
- Well, they do not interfere with each other to go to the country?
IN:
- No, they will never hurt anyone else.
P:
“So we are.” We must go. It's time to gather and - for the inauguration.
The third action. Sudden
The teacher turns off the projector. It becomes light in the hall. Children with burning eyes continue to look at the screen.
Teacher:
-So, vovochki, boys-ponsons and vovka girls, we watched with you a film about how Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin was the last time, the third inauguration had problems. Vladimir Vladimirovich never had problems again. He succeeded. He baptized Rus', committed a socialist revolution, wrote the novel “Lolita”, the song “Horses Fatherless”, the poem “Pankongogolism”, compiled a dictionary of the living Great Russian language. And it is no accident that today, on the day of the thirteenth inauguration of Vladimir Vladimirovich, we came here - to the palace of Christ (Vladimir) of the Savior. Do you know that this palace is the statue of Vladimir Vladimirovich in full growth? Three hundred meters! And in his head is his brain, which is still managing Russia. And in the finger-this beautiful cinema, where we can watch many, many more films about Vladimir Vladimirovich. And below, under the feet of Vladimir Vladimirovich - a pool. And now we are all going to swim with you.
Vovochki (choir):
- Hooray! Bathe!
One of the vovochki (quietly):
- Vladimir Vladimirovna, and who is Medvedev?