Pumpkin

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All day I was going to sit down and write, finally, a note about how interesting it is sometimes spent in our area, the money collected under the support program for local initiatives, however, barely crouching, immediately realized that I did not want to write about this buyer categorically.

Yes: built, they say, in the Soviet district, a playground for 650 thousand rubles. And in Omutninsky - exactly the same - for 160 thousand. But who would doubt that it would be so?

Much more, to be honest, at the moment - and indeed recently - is completely different. Namely, the fate of the once extremely popular and mass folk fun, now, unfortunately, noticeably so -fingered - both in terms of mass and in terms of popularity. I, - as you probably already guessed, - I mean competitions in artificial insemination of cows.

Today, due to the livestock rapidly growing in the Kirov region, the livestock of cattle, the smaller number of Kirov residents has the opportunity to try themselves in this exciting business and, moreover, reach a professional level. According to the current rules, a maximum of two representatives from one area can participate in regional competitions, and even then only if the number of the inseminated herd in the area exceeds 6 thousand heads. The federal level of the federal level from our concerned area falls out at all one inseminator.

But to take care of our agricultural leadership not the momentary benefit, which died in the development of pig farming, and look in the future - and everything could go completely differently. In its entertainment and excitement, artificial insemination competitions - intineine (inseminating) could well - along with rafting, kickboxing, bowling and battle - to become an integral part of the program of summer olympiads. At the same time, it was the Kirov region (and is this that our other branding experts now dream of?) The honorary title of the ancestor of intineinating would forever fix it - just as England once fixed the title of the founder of football.

Alas: in the absence of sufficient livestock of livestock, artificial insemination becomes more and more in sports for wealthy. What is not surprising: the simplest training silicone burelink of Madeincina is worth about 3-4 thousand dollars, despite the fact that the prices for more or less decent models-with aluminum skeleton, autopodgeal and imitation of muscle contraction-start from $ 20 thousand. Which, by the way, almost exactly corresponds to the amount that was banged to the playground in the Soviet district.

But who would doubt that it would be so?