The temptation of B.

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You probably won’t believe it, but almost all the current troubles of the Kirov region, if you discard the details, can be quite accurately described by a simple formula for the cartoon Uncle Fedor: “To sell something unnecessary, you must first buy something unnecessary, but we don’t have money.” Moreover, trouble does not even arise due to the lack of money: it simply does not reach this, as a rule,-but because of the initially incorrect formulation of the question.

Why, for example, I do not see the future in our fairy -tale games? Yes, therefore, I don’t see that you can trade unnecessary fairy tales, only at first these unnecessary tales by creating - and creating not any more, but on a scale, consider a decent Disneyland. For otherwise, instead of business, we will have amateur performances on the Ryabov lawn, and instead of generous tourists - free onlookers. That is, the question is originally posed in such a way that sooner or later it will reproach with money, which we do not have. But it is necessary - so that he rests on the unnecessary, which we have and without fairy -tale games in bulk.

Great masters to sell all sorts of uselessness are our Chinese neighbors. They learned to trade even masturbation. In addition to jokes: at the end of last year, they held the first open championship of the country on masturbation. I will not go into details (they are full on the Internet), I will only clarify that the excitement around the competition was so great that strict party leaders, assessing the scale of international resonance and the amount of net profit, not only gave the go -ahead to regularly hold the tournament, but also in the light of the teachings of Mao - substantiated the unconditional benefit of onanism for the builders of the Great China.

There were craftsmen in Rus'. Today, few people remember, but at the beginning of the 19th century, one of the main profitable articles of Russian exports unexpectedly became a leech - the most ordinary village Hirudo Officinalis. It so happened: in France, she died out somewhere, but they did not know how to treat the Aesculapius there. As a result, our Russian Hirudinea, as it was calculated, drank more French blood than the whole army of Napoleon spilled in the battle of Borodino. And the merchants - without any additional stratum - replenished their moshna (and sovereign treasury) with thousands of gold coins.

The smart Russians have not been transferred today. So, one of my familiar years, for many years Bezontovo traded painting on Moscow, suddenly took up the production of art films. And after all, there is no end from customers! Moreover, not so much from lovers of Sado-Mazo, but from successful businessmen, between whom, it turns out, there is now such a fashion-to keep a steeper on the desktop so that the subordinates are penetrated. And by the way, my friend did not have to buy anything unnecessary: ​​he sees all raw materials for his needlework purely from garbage tanks.

And this is also the correct formulation of the question