Sometimes I want ...

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Sometimes I want to be such a woman-woman,

Ring bracelets

Correct hair,

And they, so that they still fall,

Fragrant Gerlen,

Tighten the ring

squeak "What a charm!",

There is little in the restaurant,

"I only have a salad."

Do not be shy of the neckline

On the contrary, unbutton

It is no accident at all

Upper beam.

Get used to expensive stockings

And buy bras

Only "lying".

Have two lovers,

Easy to pull money

"You know - I do not walk",

"This fur coat would suit me" ...

Do not love any of them.

“And then in the coffin

Remember Lansky. "

And sometimes I want to be an intelligent lady,

Sew a long black dress,

Buy a black turtleneck,

About whom Tatyana Tolstaya said

That they are worn by those who

Internally free.

If you smoke, then certainly with a mouthpiece,

And so that it does not look like

It is ridiculous.

Sometimes approach the closet,

Remove a dictionary from the shelf,

To only clarify the word,

Speak to the phone: “I need to finish the article,

The editor called today ",

Talk about smart on buffetings,

And on the chest, and in the ears to

- Old silver

With pink corals

Or turquoise.

So that in the long room

On the corridor to the left

I sat at the computer husband-scientist,

Love with which

It would last forever.

So that everyone says

"High relations."

To put the book

On the bedside table,

Before turning off the light in the bedroom,

He noticed:

"Darling, you look pale

Go to the professor tomorrow

Murmulensky.

Be sure to ".

And sometimes you just need to be

Cold prudent bitch.

And a big boss,

So that everyone in the office shows a finger

And they said new things:

She is a cold calculating bitch

Will go along the corpses.

Well, why so rude?

And why immediately “by corpses”?

And you, the girl are dismissed ... "It seems I clearly set the task",

Call beautiful secretary

"Durochki",

Directly in the eye.

Not because the fools, but because it is beautiful.

Top manager salary

Spend on elite cosmetics,

And so that gold cards are a million

With crazy discounts ...

Collect contemporary art,

Hang it

On naked walls in the office

And in a huge empty apartment,

Where in the dryer in the kitchen

One cup, one spoon

And two stools

At the bar.

Tell a man:

A miserable loser

That is, no - Luuuuuuer.

Claim that masturbation

- The case is popular,

And sleep with a cat

("He is a member of the family!"),

Which is feeding the housekeeper.

And sometimes I want to be such for all for everyone

In the board.

With a short haircut,

And dye hair, lips and nails with orange,

And walk in large green boots,

With an Indian bag-traffic bag,

With headphones in the ears,

With ropes on the wrist,

All the time to be late everywhere,

Scream in the smoking room:

"I opened such a coffee shop!",

“Have you tried holotropic breathing? -

Board of the head! "

And so that the smoke is already from the ears.

Choke on impressions,

Do not have time to sleep

Gather for Goa

In February.

Sit in the office for "poppy",

Around so that everything is hung

multi -colored stickers

With reminders: "To come up with a gift to Masha",

"Remind Vitka about dinner on Wednesday",

"Buy new skis."

On the desktop to make photos of children

In the pool and in the ocean,

Dog portraits - Laborodor (deceased),

And a bearded man in a strange yellow hat.

Be married all your life

For a classmate,

Which in twenty years, imagine

I never threw out

Not a single fortel.

Di also puts up with all these

Friends, parties, transference

And unwashed dishes.

"Will you come after me at eight?"

"Of course, the claim."

And sometimes I want to shave on the bald

And tie a handkerchief,

Wash in a bathhouse soap,

But smell like some

Herbs,

Wormwood there, or mint.

Learn to pray

Read the lives of saints,

Observe posts

Call the son Seraphim,

To substitute, at least mentally,

another cheek

“You wanted it. So. Hallelujah.

I am a hand beating me

- kiss".

Radiate goodwill,

And so that it is not so

Shine from the utility Harmony.

Bring holy water from the church in the cylinder,

Put her in the refrigerator,

And when dreary in the soul

Wash with it

And advise mothers

What if a child has a temperature

Simply sprinkle

And so that it really helps.

And sometimes it is necessary to directly be a hostess,

With a capital letter H.

One that is all Sam-sama

And according to their own recipes.

"And I do so as a charlotte"

And it rushed ...

On the shelf of banks with spices,

Glass Krynka

With inscriptions:

Rice, peas, sugar.

And where it is written

"Flour", there is really flour,

And not at the bottom of the old tea leaves.

In the locker

towels with stacks,

Laid out

by color and size,

Between starchy sheets

Lavender branches

And something like that

With embroidery,

Very unnecessary

What is called

Dry and rustling

In a word - Sasha.

But what about?

On the windowsill of the basin

With cherry jam -

"Boil" twice ",

In a vase - foams,

A cabbage on the table

Own sourdough.

But in the house, mother,

We must have other snacks ...

When to get together

And learn

At least pasta

Cook correctly

Walk

Not to the store on the corner,

And to the market,

Know that last week

Tomatoes were less

Three rubles,

Champignons, on the contrary,

Chewed (we must take),

And the meat is at the same price ...

Sort it out on the counter,

Turn over,

Pin instantly

All vile plans

Seller,

"Imagine, he wanted to slip me ..."

Sometimes, I really want to

To fry and soar something there,

Decorate the salad,

Pour borsch

In a porcelain soup

With curly handles,

And shout towards the living room

Lunch is ready!

Go dinner ...

I also want to go to the waitresses terribly,

Buy overhead eyelashes,

And complete

Collected works

Daria Dontsova.

Learn to walk in heels

Flirt with visitors,

So that they are more

Left for tea

Speak: but try more carpchio,

It’s very wonderful for us.

Walking to the cinema

Drink on the car. Brall the bartender,

Twist with a Italian cook,

Hang on the board of honor,

As an employee who promoted the maximum number of suckers

For expensive French wine,

Which, they do not distinguish for a while,

From Crimean.

Drink as much as you want hot chocolate

From coffee machine,

And already loving the Greek salad.

What do we have in practice?

So far only

Black turtleneck.