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Dreams of a scoop
Recently, putting in order a flower bed in my yard, I saw neighbors walking my dog. They stopped saying hello to me, and during our conversation I asked their little daughter who she wants to be when she grows up. She said that she would like to become the president of the United States.
Her parents, both supporters of the Democratic Party, stood nearby, so I continued: "If you became the president, what would you do first?"
The girl replied: "I would provide food and housing of all homeless people."
Mother and father shone with pride in her child.
"Great, this is a worthy goal!" I said. - "But to do this, you should not wait until you become the president."
"What do you mean?" She asked.
I suggested: “Why don't you come to my house, cut the grass, pull out weeds, save the paths, and I will pay you $ 50. Then I will take you to a grocery store, next to which you can meet a homeless man, and you will give him these $ 50 to buy food and new housing. How about making such a wonderful thing?”
She pondered this proposal for a few seconds, then looked into my eyes and asked: “Why can this homeless come to you, do the same work, and you pay him these $ 50?”
I told her: "Welcome to the Republican Party!"
Her parents don't talk to me anymore ...