BET

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A little old woman enters the National Bank, holding a bag of money in her hands. She insists that she should only speak with the president of the bank about the opening of a savings account, because this is a lot of money! After a fair amount of bickering and disputes, the bank’s staff finally escorted it to the president’s office (the client is always right!). The president of the bank then asked her how much she wants to put on the account. The old woman answered: 165 thousand dollars! - and dumped the money from her bag on his table. Naturally, the president was curious where she had all this cash, and he asked her a question:
“Madame, I'm surprised that you carry so many cash with you.” Where did you get so much money from? .
The old woman replied:
-I am concluding a bet.
- Paris? What kind of bet?
- Well, for example, I can argue with you for 25 thousand dollars that you have square eggs. -
Ha, ”the president laughed,“ this is a stupid bet. ” You will never win such a bet!
- So you accept my bet? - the old woman asked with a challenge.
- Of course, I argue for $ 25,000, that my eggs are not square!
- Well, however, since we are talking about a large amount, I will bring with me tomorrow at 10:00 my lawyer as a witness?
“Of course,” the president answered confident.
That night the president was very nervous in connection with the bet and spent a lot of time in front of the mirror, checking his eggs, turning from side to side, again and again. He carefully checked them until he was convinced that under no circumstances his eggs could not be called square, and he would easily win a bet. The next morning, at exactly 10:00, the old woman, along with her lawyer, were in the president’s office. She introduced a lawyer to the president and repeated the terms of the bet: $ 25,000 against the fact that the president’s eggs are square! The president agreed again with the bet, and the old woman asked him to lower his pants so that they could look.
The president fulfilled the request. The old woman gazed at the eggs intently and then asked, could she check them to the touch?
Okay, ”said the president, $ 25,000 is a lot of money, and I think you should absolutely make sure. At that moment, he noticed that the lawyer quietly beats his head against the wall. To the president’s question
“What the hell is to do with your lawyer?” The old woman replied:
- Nothing, except that I argued with him for 100 thousand dollars, that today at 10:00 I will hold on the eggs of the president of the National Bank.

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