Dog "unpacking"

I remembered Pasternakovskoye "February. Get ink and cry ... ". In my case, it is to buy medicines and cry (they are expensive) or wear a crutch and cry. Honestly, walking with him at the end of February at a plus temperature in loose snow and slippery sidewalks is a pleasure. And doing this with the dog is different. A crutch in his right hand, a leash in the left. The dog brings chaos and dynamics with its jerks, runs, accelerations, the desire to burst somewhere in a snowdrift.

And when Wanda meets his own kind, dancing with tambourines begin: sniffing, dancing, squats, jumps and other ritual activity. While the dogs play, the owners have time to tell a lot:

1. About his pincher, with love called “iron eggs”: no one has yet broken out of his tenacious paws until the desired result was achieved. This is confirmed - dozens of puppies running around the district, cities and towns. "And with his genes, they overlay any breed!"

2. About that, then everyone should throw it, transfer money to a card, feed a homeless dog, "otherwise tired of one."

3. The cheap cucumbers that are seen in one of the stores.

4. About a garbage truck, which, due to randomly parked cars, cannot drive for garbage.

5. About gypsies with gypsies, who suddenly began to wander around the porches again.

6. About the pinnered nerve, which whips and burns the whole leg, and the doctors are not taken in any way, there is a risk of an unsuccessful outcome. “But they joke and get off with jokes: the patient comes to the gynecologist. He looks, looks, looks and says:“ Golubushka, you have tonsils! ".

7. About the granddaughter, who brilliantly played on the violin at a school concert, but does not understand her Jewish happiness and wants to act on the legal: "But in vain. We have lawyers like dirt, and there are no such violins as our Sonya!"

8. About the non -impedic daughter, who, according to her mother, did not ride on the sledges with that (not with those). The last, the most decent, was a Chinese, she even zealously began to teach Chinese, but they quickly broke up.

As a result, she threw her grandchildren, and she decided that she would earn millions on the Internet and took up any packages with linen and cosmetics: “From morning to evening, cowardice, bras and blouses measures, lips and lay out in YouTube. It says that the subscribers will run soon and millions on the advertisement will row. My mother, my mother, worked for forty years in the state farm and everyone in the area was known and respected Life is different and on the unpacking of panties you can dress from head to toe.

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