Pension

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Pension. How many things are enclosed in this short word. For each person, this is a moral and material assessment of his labor and often life path. How I want to get a decent assessment of the forces spent on the defense of the country that does not protect you, the constant restoration of the collapsing industry, the heroic work in unprofitable agriculture, and as the abyss of the failed production of useful to someone fossils. Citizens of this state devote their whole lives to him and raise their children in love for him and die in the struggle for him with the thought of him. How much do they ask for it?

The pension is the opportunity to survive modestly, without gathering and not dying of hunger. Almost a mythical opportunity to accumulate to your own funeral. It is a shame and impossible to compare the life of pensioners of this rich world power with the life of the same category of citizens of the Middle European and even Asian countries. There is neither a writer nor a satirist who did not pass a pen for this occasion. A lot has been written and said. How did the huge bins of the Great Motherland fit in several bottomless pockets of the unscrupulous “gentlemen”, in which the old people threshed and rowing all their hopeless life? Slunges of political scientists are sprayed by the screens of all television channels. For politicians, there is no more fertile topic in the election crowd. Operating an opponent in hatred of their own people, they pour out each other's elbows in the way, promising to power, promising a hundred -ruble pension increase. But pensioners are grated people, and not so seen for their long and difficult life, therefore, they believe in a bright capitalist future. No one will give anything for nothing, they would not take it away. But they will take it away.

As a rule, any conversation about a beggarly increase in a pension begins with an increase in the cost of products and services. If the cost of shit removal has increased, it means that they will add money to products made from it. Entire networks of social stores arose, where from morning to evening they interpret, gloomy and poorly dressed pensioners with carts, hoping to purchase not very expired food. I do not remember the generation that in this rich country would not eat on cards. Throughout their lives, these people fought either with devastation, then for the crop, so that in old age to go in an obstacle and there are silicone sausages. A meager increase in pensions is drowning in inflation, showing a negative balance of life standards of pensioners. Pension savings of the fund are not enough due to theft and absolutely ineffective management. Pensioners become such a huge burden that the presence of them as a voting electorate is no longer taken into account. On the face all the signs of the disaster - the old people will be the first to die. But not all the old people.

Is it worth it to doubt that all those uncles and aunts suffering, for the people in state offices and thoughts, provided their parents, themselves and children with a worthy old age. Even in a terrible dream, it is impossible to imagine the president and prime minister - the Minister of Futting the Bush to the Bush legs or the Minister of Energy, who constantly quarreling with neighbors about disconnecting the bulb at the entrance. Heart stop, paralysis and eczema will simultaneously cause the wife of the wife of the capital of the capital standing in line for No. 32678 for the design of the garden plot. The Minister of Health, who begs free medicines in the pharmacy, will personally call me feelings and tears. Chur, me, chur! Thy things are strange, Lord. There are a lot of pensioners, but there is not enough money for everyone. God forbid, so that there is enough for those who divide. And here again, some people gathered for retirement there. It’s not good to do so, the past not everyone died, in the queue ****, in line! The absolutely logical action of the government on the more rational use of the labor force in this situation is seen, which is legalized by the State Duma, an increase in the duration of the working week to sixty hours with a decrease in the cost of the working hour. In an ideal version, this initiative would look like a twelve -hour working day for a bowl of potato soup. An additional and forced measure will be an increase in the number and powers of the internal troops. Serfdom is unusually bright aleys the dawn of a nearby bright future.

Washed! The retirement age is equal to life expectancy. For the old people who have not survived to retirement age, the pension tax will be quite decent from the closest relatives. All in your hands! The prospects on this field are unlimited. As you like the initiative, upon reaching a pension of the age of seventy, instead of a pension certificate in a festive atmosphere of the “Mourning Hall”, hand tickets to visit the crematorium. What a huge savings in the country's energy. Those drown with whom they will pay for heat. Doesn't it remind you? Marvelous!