Cuba 18+

Cuba is famous not only for rum, cigars, salsa and the resort of Varadero. This is one of the most popular areas of sex tourism, especially female

Local macho are good for themselves, hot and - a pleasant bonus - they can convince that you are irresistible. And yes, they are great lovers. How intelligibly the acquaintance explained to me: “That's what you need to become a good writer? Write a lot. To become a good dancer? Dance a lot. And we Cubans are just having a lot of sex. ”

Healthy Sex and Cuban Sex

If in Europe an average couple makes love two to three times a week, in Cuba this figure is at least twice a day, before bedtime and after, without getting out of bed. And sometimes “during”, because the Cubans like to sleep, leaving “Peskado Metido” - “fish inside”.
If the couple is young and without children, then a session of love is added to the standard schedule immediately upon the coming from work. Well, the weekend, of course, is dedicated mainly to this occupation - with pauses for the obligatory call of relatives.

The weekend is dedicated mainly to this occupation - with pauses for the obligatory call of relatives

In Cuba, they still prefer to live in pairs, and not one by one. Because a cube-introvert is an oxymoron, like a living corpse. Need someone to "quarrel and make peace in bed." We, splashing libido somewhere on the way from work,, of course, do not understand this.

The number develops into quality - it is not surprising that the glory of the best lovers, along with more rigid Brazilians and romantic Frenchmen, entrenched in the Cubans.
They begin to show interest in sex here very early-boys in prima (elementary school, first and sixth class) already pierce the girls for the buttocks with might and main-and end in the opposite sex only on the deathbed.

Take, for example, Pedrito Calvo, an ex-soloist of the famous Salsa-group Los Van Van. He has such a song - El NEGRO ESTA COCINANDO, “Negro cooks” - a metaphor. It tells how the neighbors go to Pedrito “Try the Banans, Yucca and Malanges” (root crops, to taste very similar to potatoes, and in form - guess what). In addition, “in the area” everyone knows that Pedro is an excellent “cook”, knows how to handle “meat” (this is how female forms are called in jargon). So "do not knock on my door, the request not to disturb - the Negro" cooks "." Pedrito is already 75, and the youngest of his 20 official children is only five years old - as you can see, “Negro is preparing” so far.

For love

Or maybe you don’t have to go so far - take the story of Espe. We met her when we rented an apartment in a quiet decent Nuevo Vedaado area for six months.

Esperanza has its own house with a garden, garage and kudlat dogs Augustine and a quantity (“sparkle”). Espe is under 60, but on her face, as the classic would say, "traces of former beauty are still visible." She is a white cube with blue eyes and with the hips on which you can put mugs. That is, by local standards, the "tremor of Sabrosura" is an incredible "yummy".

Both daughters have long grown up and at the first opportunity left for Miami, now they will send money to their mother. Espe has two air conditioners at home, in the garage - Beige Lada 1600, in the refrigerator - the red cheese of Chedder from the Panamericana store for seven dollars. Espe is a local oligarch. And from the outside it is completely incomprehensible what she is doing with Nyiko.

Nyiko - black, large, bald and shiny, like a leather sofa. By profession, he is Plomero, plumber. In life-a chronic womanizer and generally a lover of all the macho attributes: Roma, Cigars, Domino with neighbors, baseball matches of Havana-Santiago, Lottery on TV and a good female task.

More than 20 years ago, Espe went to him from a legal husband, a respected doctor. Now Nyiko for 70. In the money month, he brings home 60 dollars. The drain tank will not repair it, for nothing that a plumber - as it leaked and proceeds. Plus, the neighbors with unenviable regularity inform the ESPA that they saw how Nikiko dragged on for the next 40-year-old murdered somewhere in the regla, far from the house of the district. Yes, Radio Bamba is a “lip” radio, that is, a mouth is the only thing that works without interruptions in Cuba.

Esperans is a decent white woman, not some kind of black manner from the old Havana, so he won’t go to carry an opponent for the vortices. But the husband will wait "ready".

Night gatherings on Mamona; on the beach of Santa Maria; with relatives on the beach of Tarara; Staraya Havana Street; night exit to “Cas de la Musik” on Galliano; On the way to Bodegita del Medio to drink Mojito Photo: From a Personal Archive

Espe has a tall, thin voice-so when she is alte, annoyed, the whole area from the 26th to Zoolochico knows about it. The scandal usually ends with the fact that Nyiko claps the door with a grand scale and, having rewinded, goes into sunset. Espe cries, smokes and strokes the quantity of the head. Augustine - no, because "they are all, male, the same." Then he cooks coffee. After that, you can already come to it.

She complains about Niiko Zahlb - what an ungrateful bloodsucker he is and that he probably “healed” her, brought Bruheria (love spell), since she will not part with him. And that Espe itself is still in the juice itself, “mango”, and can find a party much more successful in the same Miami. It sighs and drags on the menthol “bows” - as the Lucky Strike brand is called here.

I say - with us, they say, in Russia, they say that the old husband - like a suitcase without a handle - is hard to carry, and it’s a pity to throw it out. “Without Ruuuchka? - Espe grins. - Yes, if it weren’t for this damned “pen”, I would have threw it off his scoundrel twenty years ago! Eh ".

“Yes, if not for this damned“ handle ”, I would have threw it off his scoundrel twenty years ago!”

For money

In a word, Cuba is always about sex. This topic, along with food and music, for a Cuban at the forefront. And when you get something so good-it’s stupid to do it for free. Chulo and Hineters are an obligatory part of the Cuban landscape. It is difficult to find a family (except that a rich white, but I will tell you about racism in Cuba another time), in which there are not at least cousins ​​or nephew, from time to time by such earnings.

Moreover, the subtle line between the Puta, which takes only money, and the Hinter, which “sprouts” the foreigner, because he can both give a couple of tens of dollars, and give a new cell phone, or even fall in love and take it to Spain, is obvious to the Cuban. And if there can be no serious relationship with the first, because “it is confused by the thunder Daeno”, “the whore has no owner”, then from the second you can later have a family - well, yes, it turned like everyone else, tried to improve housing conditions.

The habitat Hinter and Chulo, in addition to resort areas like Varadero, are, of course, nightclubs. In Havana, these are the “casa de la musical” - on Galliano boys, in Miramar girls, “1830 - milio”, “Florida”, “Roho Salon”, “Cecilia”, etc.
That is, all the places where they dance, and the entrance costs from three dollars and above. By the way, the very ability to dance for girls is optionally-it is usually languid to watch, cute cutely over untimely jokes and be mulatto.

Here the guys have to strain, because visiting young ladies are not as initiative as men - they should not only speak in broken English, but also entertained, liberate in dance. So almost all of Chulo are excellent dancers. This is, as it were, a requirement for a profession.

Almost all of Chulo are great dancers. This is, as it were, a requirement for a profession

There is a joke in Havana that it is necessary to rename the ISA dance department (Instituto Superior de Arte, the Higher School of Arts) to the Higher School of Khinteria and Pieria. This does not cancel the fact that dancers from God are produced from there, and among them there are those who do not trade themselves and do not rent.

And yet. If love overtook you in one of the Varadero hotels in the person of a smiling animator or on the Havana Salsetext “1830” represented by a charming mulatto in red pants-do not rush to relax, your serial number is also somewhere around 1830.

Now an important question that often worries my tourists. And even more often - tourists. Now, if you see in a public place some 60-year-old Madame of a European species with an 18-year-old handsome metis-everything is clear here. And if you are about 30, you, whatever one may say, is attractive, and the “dark -skinned guy”, with whom you first crossed your views at the Florida hotel, take care of you? He is dressed in all company, with an expensive telephone, tolerably speaks English, dance perfectly and sprinkles with compliments-that is, all the signs of the chuly.

But he himself pays for everything - taxis, entrances to concerts, campaigns in restaurants and tamali on the beach (local trunks of corn flour wrapped in a palm sheet). It’s not even hinting at your expenses and gifts. Where is the catch?

There is no catch. Just everyone needs to relax, including Chulo from their hard work. Why not gently gently, and not spend a little on a young, beautiful,-sulfur Rusit, if the financial condition allows?

Such adventures, as experience shows, are very good for visitors - moreover, if the deadlines are settled, tourists begin to worry that they will leave, "without resting." Therefore, most private guides have, say, their pool of proven Chulo and Hineter, with whom they, in case of accelerated need, introduce a tourist somewhere at a disco, and then take a commission from the Cuban side of the transaction.

For socks

Despite the fact that the business is profitable, and everything seems to be satisfied-they did everything beautifully, they did not derive anyone and did not rob, but only loved, cherished and cherished within the agreed value-I, as a private guide, still do not welcome such summary services. It is somehow non-cheerful. Plus, the neighbors will say: "Did you know that the wife of Mauro, a respected person, is a pimp?"

True, I can escort the suffering to the disco and a finger to show who - yes, and who is unlikely. For example, there was such a case: my tourist, like many, was pursued by an erotic fantasy - to sleep with a mulatto. He flew in, found a mulatto to his taste at one of the discos. I accompanied him, so I had to involuntarily be a parliamentary. He treated with beer, invited him to him. Further traditional: “Yes, it’s too late ... Yes, I live far, the transport will not go ...” We agreed that he would give $ 30 by taxi (for reference - a real taxi can cost thirty only if you live 200 kilometers from Havana). Further, from his words: when everything happened, and they already said goodbye, she suddenly says: "Can you give me socks?"

The guy somehow did not expect that someone would like his absolutely unremarkable worn socks. He took them off and went out to accompany his counterparts, because “another minute - and I would give her everything at all. So sorry for her! "

But, in fact, the socks were remarkable-tall, white, solid and with snot sniffles. There are no such in Havana. And the worst thing in this whole story is that I also noticed these socks.

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