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Buckwheat kafka at night
At the end of the week, the editorial office of TD is immersed in Russian absurdity in search of its best examples. This time: the Communists to protect Christian values and the solemn opening of a concrete slab
Everyone is sure that the event of the week was Putin's performance at the UN General Assembly session. And only we know that it turned out to be really important.
The author of the post is the editor -in -chief of the edition of the Khvil.net Pic.twitter.com/xize1sjfdc
- The Great Vatnik (@stalinbus) September 28, 2015
Here are what the Russians thought about at night in the last seven days.
The episode is the first.
Putin’s words were retold by all the media in this country, as well as bloggers, public and grannies on benches, so it is pointless to repeat them again. Let's say one thing - never Russian officials have been conducting their twitters so diligently.
Putin begins and immediately visible confidence in every word, here is not like Obama, but even a respected Chinese leader! - Ernest Makarenko (@ernestmakarenko) September 28, 2015
We would give the Grand Prix to the chairman of the State Duma Committee on Education Vyacheslav Nikonov.
In Putin’s speech to the UN will be much more water than found on Mars.
- Peskova's mustache (@sandy_mustache) September 28, 2015
By the way, did you notice that this week we became the best friends with the Syrian people?
Come on for you, come for us and for Damascus and for Donbass
Posted by Anton Krasovsky On Thursday, October 1, 2015
As they say - one nation, one faith, one belief. So the first channel is increasingly fading to the floor a topic about Christians genocide in Syria and the shelling of Christian regions of Damascus.
“The Government Army in Syria is still the only force that really manages to restrain the so -called“ Islamic state ”.”
True, the situation has changed: on Thursday it became known that Russian marines will be sent to Syria (but only for defense), while the use of conscripts abroad is “absolutely excluded” . The only main thing is that they are not lost again.
Patriarch Kirill approved participation in the war in Syria of Russian soldiers.
“The Russian Federation made a responsible decision to use the armed forces to protect the Syrian people from troubles brought by the arbitrariness of terrorists. We associate with this decision the approach of peace and justice on this ancient land, ”the Patriarch emphasized .
Recall that war is when people are killed. But it's okay. There are a lot of them in Russia.
The episode is the second.
In fairness, we protect Christian values not only beyond our borders. For example, on September 25, a group of defenders of Christian values led by communist Sergei Gavrilov gathered in the State Duma. The deputies began with prayer, then were inspired by the memoirs of the son of General Mladic, who arranged genocide in Sarayev, then discussed the Western destructive sects (Scientologists, Baptists, just different from the Orthodoxy of the denomination), who serve as a “cover for the collapse of our spiritual integrity”, condemned the exhibition in the manna, which “trampled the image of the national leader China, our strategic partner, ”approved the struggle against“ sodomy on the Internet ”and condemned freedom of speech.
“Remember what the absolute freedom of speech led to Ukraine, the free access of all these NGOs and faiths,” added deputy Gavrilov. - Now they have a spiritually enslaved population who enthusiastically participates in a civilian massacre. "
Judging by the Facebook of the deputy, he was previously more interested in aviation and economics, but in early 2014 he caught the direction of the wind, and now his interfraction group gives battle to "aggressive liberalism, secularism, and unlimited sermons of hedonism." Another battle took place at the conference "Russophobia and the information war against Russia", where the first was proposed to equate with anti -Semitism.
“The deputy from the Communist Party Alexander Yushchenkonoted that all the troubles of Russia from anti -Sovietism, which is a private manifestation of Russophobia. Yushchenko also included contemporaries - from the former Minister of Education of Georgia to Konstantin Dobrynin, who, on the eve of leaving the Council, developed a bill on the ban on the justification of Stalinism. ”
Even at the conference, they proposed a doctrine of education, which will defeat Russophobia (and Russophobes). It is called "4D" - you will never guess what this means. But we will tell: "Dobryata-Dobivniki-free-volunteers-holders." The first step covers primary school, the second - secondary, and the fourth is awarded only the most moral “volunteers”. If the latter return from Syria and Donbass. In general, in the concept of deputies, the ideal Russian people look somehow like this.
Churches and pioneers Pic.twitter.com/utxbhghasb - Anton (@f_anton) September 30, 2015
The episode is third.
The Russian people, meanwhile, excite completely different issues. In the week, the Russian Academy of National Economy and Council of Civil Service published fresh research, according to which by the fall the number of Russians who realize the negative prospects in the economy has grown sharply.
The share of those who predict the deterioration of the economy for 1-2 years and longer (34% in August against 27.6% in April) has increased, the share of those who expect an improvement in the situation (to 21.2% of 38.3% in April) was reduced at the same time.
At the same time, the number of the poor also increased, rising to the mark of 15.1%, and real incomes of the population began to fall twice as fast as a month ago.
- Vladimir Vladimirovich, 23 million Russians live behind the poverty line, what to do? - Press the geese! - It does not help - bomb Syria!
- Joseph Stalin (@stalingulag) September 30, 2015
Although, maybe it was just the autumn spleen. How to deal with her, the other day said the head of the Duma health care committee.
“Only one counteraction is working activity. A person who works 12 hours a day is not up to depression, ” said Sergey Kalashnikov. “Of course, you can make any lobotomy, but maybe you don’t need to.”
It's just some kind of drim-diymma: a member of the Communist Party, a glorifying Orthodoxy, the head of the Education Committee, confident in the political conspiracy of scientists, and the head of the health care committee, who advises to treat mental disorders with exhausting labor. The only normal person is the head of the Ministry of Agriculture. This year he raised a record supply of buckwheat - we will survive the winter.
The buckwheat harvest this year will be about 800 thousand tons, while the usual need for the country is about 500 thousand tons per year, Tkachev explained, speaking at a government meeting on October 1, Interfax reports . ”
Now we will heal.
At this time, at the buckwheat warehouse Pic.twitter.com/Q1HIDCGEKW
- Nicotinka with eyebrows (@yoghikitt) November 20, 2014
Romantic dinner. Candles.
I welded you
Buckwheat.
By the way, if you did not know, this is what the head of the Ministry of Agriculture Alexander Tkachev looks like now.
Episode fourth.
This is what else, except buckwheat, worries the Russians at night. • In Sevastopol, the world's first underwater temple is being built : the Sevastopol divers have already enlisted the support of the local deanery of the Russian Orthodox Church of the Moscow Patriarchate and the Russian bike club “Night Wolves”. With their help, they even laid a cross 100 meters from the coast of Cape Fiolent at a 20-meter depth. The deanery does not yet know exactly when to erect an underwater temple: the date of completion of work "will depend on many factors"
@Lugansk_TODAY While soulless Americans are looking for liquid water on Mars, Orthodox brine lay the temple at the bottom! pic.twitter.com/vldrgmeg1p - Lugansk News Today (@lugansk_Tude) September 30, 2015
To other real estate news.
• In the Komi, a bus stop in the form of a concrete slab was solemnly opened : the local newspaper Zvezda lists many sponsors who helped in construction and gives words to the assistant to the head of the Cortekensky district for his enthusiasm. In the photo posted by the publication, officials solemnly cut the ribbon, opening a new stop.
Photo: vk.com/kortkeros• The Krasnodar court fined the anti -fascist for historical photographs and cartoons with the swastika : the barbel published a photograph of abandoned fascist banners at the 1945 victory parade and three carications ridicuating Nazism. One of them depicts a pair of homemade slippers with swastikas and the inscription "Gestapo". The detainee reminded law enforcement officers about the artists of the Soviet Kukryniks team, who used the swastika in works ridicuating Nazism. They promised to “attract” Kukryniks.
• Russia proposed introducing a “barbecue tax” in the forest : the deputy of the Legislative Assembly of the Leningrad Region Vladimir Petrov proposed supplementing the Tax Code with the head of the “Forest Collection” and introduce a tax in the amount of 500 rubles for the right to fry kebabs or sausages in the forest. “Forest fees” will reduce municipal costs for garbage harvesting in the forest. Coming to the forest to prepare wood, collect medicinal herbs or pray, are exempted from tax.
And finally, there is a video from the Russian diplomatic corps in Luxembourg.
Yesterday, the Poland Ministry of Foreign Affairs had to be called to the carpet of the Russian ambassador Andreev, who declared the day before that "Poland was responsible for the beginning of World War II." The ambassador indicated that he, to put it mildly, is not right, and his work is to establish good relations between countries, and not to carry the insinuating nonsense. The ambassador already apologized, said that he was misunderstood and all that. This is to the fact that if you have seen enough of old films about brilliant Soviet diplomats (Julia Borisova in the film “Ambassador of the Soviet Union”) and building your attitude to the Russian diplomatic corps abroad, then I will disappoint you. Everything is completely wrong. In fact, work in the Russian embassy abroad is a kind of link for guilty loafers, stupid boobs and failed careerists. This is fully felt by Russian citizens who, by willy-nilly, have to come to contact with the consular departments and embassies of their country. So it was with a scoop, just the same looks now. Here is an illustration to the image of Russian diplomacy. This is Luxembourg, 2010:
Posted by Rustem Adagamov On Tuesday, September 29, 2015
Be sure to tell your friends about it, let them also think about something like that!
Text: Evgeny Berg
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