Alexander Pushny

Soon an unusual dividic-player division will go on sale: the famous “Apozh” of “good jokes” that came off the screen will be built in it. It will be possible to play this competition before one or with friends. The program itself unfolds the song, breaks it into parts, scrolles these parts and records. They called it simple and tastefully: iPozh. The hero of our time and interview, maestro Alexander Pushny, patented this device.

Alexander told me what the adron collider is, why Rammstein is a funny group and how to knock out three billion euros from the European Parliament.

- A quote from your interview with two years ago: "I do not know what to tell my son when he asks who I work." Did anything change?

- No. I believe that the TV presenter is not a profession. Who, where is the presenter?

- Tell me, you are a musician.

- Also difficult ... I soberly evaluate my abilities, which are quite enough for musical crafts. This is all pampering. If I could come up with good music and good words to it, I would not deal with this nonsense. In general, you know, I took such an interesting position. In the full sense of the word, not a musician and not a TV presenter .... I am a point at the intersection of these two planes. There are no more such, no one to compete with! Therefore, I just.

- And you are self -critical.

- So it's good. Today, people, especially musicians, lack a more ironic, critical attitude towards themselves. Very little musical experiments sounds, especially on television. I just can’t wait for a group that plays heavy music, and at the same time with humor. Such a group exists in the West - it is Rammstein. Their music is kitsch, the guys are kidding, this is visible! But, unfortunately, the Russians perceive it seriously. They say that “Rammstein” is a philosophy, you can’t smile when you listen to them.

- What now, in your opinion, is happening with rock music in our country?

- Yes, we have never had real rock music in Russia. Rather, there was a course of hard bards. There is a wonderful poet, it is the poet - his name is Andrei Makarevich. Man is a real master of words. But with all due respect, the “Time Machine” group cannot compare with the Deep Purple group. We always had some kind of position, a kind of call that fit to music-and this was called rock.

- Are there any things now, such as “We Will Rock You” or “ Can ' T Buy Me Love” who have a chance to survive their performers?

- It is unlikely. The concept of the Golden Fund will exist for a very long time. Everything is new - it burns very brightly and burns very quickly, and this not only concerns music. You don’t have to go far for examples - Masyanya. Batz, everyone knows, bam, interest is gone. Although the cartoons continue to go out. Technology runs today. Which, by the way, can be very good. The “Roots” group has the song “You will recognize it from a thousand” - I think this is a megachit. I am happy to listen to her.

- “Galileo” and “good jokes”. If you had to choose, where would you stay?

- In "jokes", of course. There you can talk, play, work out by near -computer humor .... In Galileo, I am a talking head, 98 percent of the work are performed by authors and editors. And I, like a cover, always refer to them. As they write on the cover of the magazine: read on such and such a page. So I always say - remember these surnames ... I have a song in LJ, which I wrote to the release of the Has Galileo program. I listed the names of all the people who work on this project as a verse.

- A long verse, probably.

- There are fifty surnames. You can listen and teach them by heart.

- You said that humor is an intimate thing. Are there any intimate topics that can not be joked?

- Humor is not only intimate, it is also a very contextual thing. You can joke over everything, but in context. There are no forbidden topics, there are only forbidden situations.

- So, joke about the Adron Collider ...

- Need to. Necessarily.

- They say you even studied him at the institute.

- Yes, when I entered graduate school, I was engaged in the calculation at that time of a little -known large Adron Collider. They gave me some exercise, and I realized that nothing would change from whether I count it or not. I am just a graduate student who shakes his own scientific muscle, sitting quietly in the basement. And at the same time, in parallel, I made phonograms for various events. In this area I was very needed. And he was absolutely useless in the field of physics. Therefore, I began to engage in the fact that others needed more.

“Maybe at least you, physicist, can clearly explain to me why I need a collider?”

- There are you, and there is your photographer. If you take you, dilute you at a distance, disperse well and push each other well, we will learn a lot about you. And you yourself will learn a lot to yourself. Also in the collider. Particles very strongly collide with each other - and the relationship between them is switched to the next level. The fundamental science expects something from this, some discoveries ... I have a clear feeling that all the hype around the tank is a planned PR action of scientists themselves. So that people who sit in the European Parliament and give out the next three billion for this project, they knew what it is. Now science is becoming more and more expensive, there is a war for the budget. A person comes to the European Parliament: “Give me money for a stellarator! - To what? - On the stellarator, do you know? With the help of a stellarant, you can solve the energy problem in the world! - How many? Five billion euros? What are you. Goodbye. " The following come: “Give us to the ADRONE Collider! - Ah, on the hell, without any problems, hold it! ”

- I'm trying to understand: will the end of the world be or not?

- They say that in this collision, a black hole of a small size can form, which is sucked into itself. And our whole galaxy will quickly collapse this substance. I do not particularly believe in it. Firstly, we already have problems with the living space, if we are put in such a hole, we will definitely quarrel there. And secondly-I do not think that everything is so simple. Our world can be destroyed, but for this you need to try much more.