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Masons, reptilians and other heroes of conspiracyology in life and books

Reptilians, Zionist government, a conspiracy of billionaires. Every day, conspiracy therapists put forward more and more extravagant versions of how our rapidly changing and unpredictable world is actually arranged. Gorky recalled the main theories of the conspiracy and their reflection in the literature.

Masonic conspiracy

Father and mother of all conspiracy theories. The first Masonic lodges, it is believed, arose at the beginning of the 18th century and soon spread throughout Europe. Members of these secret communities, at least in their own words, pursue the most noble goals: spiritual self -improvement, collective action into the benefit of society, transforming the world towards greater justice for everyone.

Famous Masons were Radishchev and Karamzin, Pushkin, Chaadaev and Ryleyev, the Decembrists of the Muravyov-apostles, the people Nikolai Morozov and the royal reformer Speransky, and their Western brothers cannot be counted. Masons were Pierre Bezukhov and Leopold Bloom, and their fathers obviously do not hide sympathy for their heroes.

But in Russia, in order to be among the free masons, it was not necessary to enter the box at all, to observe the sacraments and rituals of the order. Let's look at Dahl’s dictionary: “Mason and Pharmason are called freestyle thoughts, state and church.”

Thus, the main criterion by which you can be recorded in Masons is disagreement with generally accepted opinion. This means that any non -conformist turns out to be a free mason, a conspirator, even a satanist. This was well indicated by the young Dostoevsky in the story "The village of Stepanchikovo and its inhabitants." One of her characters even calls the pharmacons of all the inhabitants of St. Petersburg, because they “dissolve disbelief” and refuse the proposed glass of vodka (the “crime” is small, but completely unthinkable).

Unbelief is another fundamental principle, which conspiracygologists laid in the ideology of Masons. It is curious that, as a rule, it is atheists that are not allowed into the boxes. In the rules of reception of new brothers available to us, it is strictly indicated that only a person who professes any monotheistic religion can become a free mason.

However, in mass culture, the image of Masons-Bezniki, who send black masses to the glory of Satan and not disdaining human sacrifices, was firmly entrenched in mass culture through conspiracy. It is easy to guess that the closeness of the Masonic fraternity from outsiders involuntarily affected him with another community, which was extremely closed at that time - Jewry. From here, apparently, the idea of ​​the anti -Christian rituals of the Order: Masons received bloody hibl in the “Jewish cunning” of the Jewish cunning.

“Kela sat on a mattress, drank beer and listened to Helloween.

Lapin sat nearby. I waited. While the song ends.

- Kel, I have a problem.

- What?

- Some sect ... or this is an order ... we ran into somehow at once.

- How?

- Well, they pull, there, they push, like: we are awakened people. Brothers. And everyone is sleeping around. Grandmas promise. Like, Masons.

Kela turned off the music. Put the remote control on the floor.

- Remember once and for all: there are no Masons in themselves. There are only Jews. About “B'NAI Brit” heard?

- What is it?

- The official Zhidomason box in Moscow.

- Kel, you see, these, who ... well ... they came to me, they are not Jews. Blondes, like me. And even the eyes are blue. Yes! Listen ... - he remembered, - I only understood right now! They all have blue eyes!

- It doesn't matter".

Vladimir Sorokin, Ice, 2002

The conspiracy of the financiers

A direct continuation of the Jewish conspiracy should be considered a conspiracy of holders of large capital and the political elite of leading powers. The incredible complication of the global financial system finally deprived the layman of understanding how the economic process was arranged.

But an ordinary citizen has long noticed that all the terrible shocks, whether it was the 2008 world crisis or the default of August 1998, have one important similarity. It consists in the fact that the poorest becomes even poorer, the richest are even richer. Therefore, there are those who at least warn about such serious and sharp changes. Most likely, they themselves are their initiators. Otherwise, it is not to explain how the father of the current US President Fred Trump, who was enriched first at the Great Depression, and then on the Second World War.

The surnames of Rothschild and Rockefeller have long become household to designate billionaires who have made noble wealth at the expense of wars and human misfortunes. Of course, their success would be impossible without connections in the circles of the ruling elites. In fact, it is difficult for the people to explain why he should go with weapons to another people. A rare politician will agree to such an adventure for no good reason. The most common of which conspiralists seem to participate in the share of the dirty business.

A striking example of an undisguised influence on politicians was given by financier George Soros, whose name in recent years suddenly became again relevant for conspiracy therapists. In Russia, the Open Society Foundation, which was founded by him, has long terminated the activities, but in the 1990s had a huge impact. At the expense of Soros, numerous educational programs acted, the fund supported the book publishing and helped young specialists find a prestigious job. True, the billionaire did not immediately develop relations with the authorities. For example, Soros consistently advocated the independence of Chechnya and, according to rumors, even had a passport of the rebellious Ichkeria, who personally handed him the field commander of Doku Umarov.

Now the surname of Soros in the context of the conspiracy can be increasingly heard from the lips of Ukrainian or Hungarian ultra -conservatives. And in Turkey, his metaphysical twin brother Fethullah Gulen is officially found the culprit of all the troubles taking place in the republic.

The figure of Soros causes a lot of suspicion. The world citizen who owns Esperanto from childhood, the businessman himself earned a huge fortune without visible efforts. Soros explains his successes that he only carefully listened to his teacher Karl Popper, the unconditional intellectual leader of the latest liberalism. But the main thing is not this.

The main difference between Soros and the same Rothschilds is that he lobbles of things that are completely incomprehensible to the middle mind. For example, a billionaire has long and successfully fights for the legalization of marijuana, promotes replacement therapy for drug users and, most terrible, promotes sexual education lessons in Eastern European schools. For this, he was christened no less than the lobby of the "pedophilian mafia."

In general, sex, especially the most diverging with generally accepted ideas about the norm, is an important component of good conspiracy theory. Without it, there were no conspiracy of financial and political elites, only pretending to be venerable men in expensive costumes.

The cornerstone of the conspiracy of the financiers is located in the tiny California town of Monte Rio, in which a little more than a thousand people live. It was there that the Bohemian grove enveloped in secrets is located, where old friends gather for two weeks every year - billionaires, senators, media Magnates.

The Bohemian club, created at the end of the 19th century, included many US presidents, regardless of the party they represented. Among them were Herbert Hoover, Duyat Eisenhower, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan, George Bush, Secretary of State Henry Kissinger. And Theodore Roosevelt was completely listed as an honorary member of the club.

What is happening in the Bohemian grove is shrouded in a impenetrable veil of secrets. Only individual rumors reach the townsfolk. For example, that it was here that the plan for creating an atomic bomb was approved. It also adds oddities that even now the entrance to the grove for women is closed. The accusations of discrimination will not work here - the rule is iron and is not subject to discussion.

The few outsiders who managed to penetrate the collections of the club tell terrible stories. According to eyewitnesses, these “meetings of old friends” smoothly flow into homosexual orgies that end with sacrifices at the statue of the Owl. Sicks are accompanied by collective viewing porn with extreme fetishes and, possibly, real rape and even murders. The authors of several documentary films also accused the members of the Bohemian club of orgies attract not only prostitute men, but also children.

Every year, demonstrators are gathering at the Bohemian grove that requires closing the grove, but of course, no one listens to them. At the beginning of the zero, one angry citizen decided to act radically. He was going to burn the grove and shoot the fiddled conspirators. The plan was easily revealed, a desperate patriot went to bars.

“ - Do not turn around. It's not too late to leave. You are a stranger here. If this opens, the consequences will be terrible.

Friedolin froze in fright. For the first second, he was close to the idea of ​​impending a warning. However, curiosity, temptation and, above all, pride was stronger than any fears. And he, without turning around, shook his head negatively.

The voice was whispered behind him:

- I'm sorry for you.

Now he turned around. A brilliant scarlet mouth was visible through the mask, dark eyes looked at him carefully.

“I stay,” he said in a heroic tone, the existence of which he had not previously suspected, and turned away again. The wonderful singing grew, but the music sounded in a new way: now it was no longer church music, in terms of splendor and riot, it was more like a violent orgy. ”

Arthur Schitzler, Traumnovelle, 1926. Translation by E. Sorochan

Reptiloids

Nobody knows for sure when the people-peasants settled our planet. The search for an answer to this question leads to Sumerian clay tablets, murals of Egyptian pyramids, artifacts of the Mayan empires and Aztecs. The intentions of reptiloids also remain a mystery: are they friends or enemies? However, most supporters of theory are inclined to the second option. Otherwise, why do our lords hide their true appearance? Only one thing is known for sure: people-people represent a highly developed civilization, in comparison with which we seem to be primitive creatures. And nothing in the world happens without their decree.

It is believed that the first problem of reptiloids was raised by the British conspiracy therologist David Aik. In his youth, a talented self-taught speaker was honing his skills, working as a sports reporter. The speakers of the Aika appeared on the pages of the Daily Mail, then he worked on the air of the BBC radio, on television and, finally, became the speaker of the Green Party (in which, however, he lasted only six months).

In March 1991, a popular journalist surprised millions of viewers, declaring himself the Messiah and promising the world a series of destructive earthquakes, tsunami and other cataclysms. Then everyone thought that Aik simply burned at work, laughed at the next eccentric from the TV and safely forgot about him.

But very soon, David publishes one after another book that become bestsellers: “And really will free you”, “Heal the world: a guide to a personal and planetary transformation” and an absolute hit - “The biggest secret”.

Now Aik is a real rock star from the world of conspiracyology. He tours with lectures, collecting full stadiums of knowledge seekers, his video on YouTube collect millions of views. The secret of the success of Hayk is that he gives simple and logical answers to complex questions that concern everyone.

Everything in the world has a reason, otherwise it cannot be. The world is incredibly complicated, and that it is you, say, lose your job due to the crisis, you need to correctly pull one of the billions of levers at the right time. Even the collars with Wall Street cannot cope with such a task, because they are also people and cannot calculate everything. Consequently, they hide highly developed reptilians, for which the control of the world is an entertaining exercise.

“And, taking the sword called Agrikov, he came to the chambers to his daughter -in -law and saw the snake in his image of his brother, but, firmly assured that it was not his brother, but an insidious snake, hit him with a sword. The serpent, turning into his natural guise, fluttered and died, spraying the blessed Prince Peter with his blood. Peter, on the evil of that blood, was covered with scabs, and his ulcers appeared on his body, and his severe illness covered him. And he tried to find healing from many doctors in his possessions, but not one cured him. ”

Ermola-Irazm, "The Tale of Peter and Fevronia", the 16th century

Distinguishing a reptiloid from the usual Homo sapiens is extremely difficult, but possible. To do this, pay attention to the smallest details in the behavior of others. A characteristic gait or micromimics can issue a lizard. For example, if your interlocutor often blinks or has the habit of leaning his tongue, then with a high probability he only hides behind the mask of earthling.

These are only the basic rules of personal security, they are unlikely to help to reveal the global conspiracy of reptiles that control world governments and the media. Over the centuries, they managed to build an ideal simulated reality in which the truth is available to units. The one who dares to claim that the leaders of the nations are cannibals who have entered into a conspiracy will simply be raised to laughter.

But even a reptiloid matrix close to perfection sometimes fails. A well -known example is the first inauguration of Vladimir Putin. Eskweira journalists noticed that the copy of the Constitution on which he took an oath was intertwined by Varan's skin. From this fact, the publication made a suggestive conclusion: the elected president really swore to the people. True, not Russian, but arriving with a distant Nibir. However, a politician was not yet born, who would not be suspected of working on aliens.

Insectoids

“The world is ruled by financiers. The financiers are ruled by Masons. Masons are controlled by reptilians. And who controls the reptiloids? "

This question, which is asked by the hero of the Pelevine “Mafusail lamp”, is not as idle as it might seem. Think about this for a minute. If the reptilians really stand at the top of the food chain and everything is subject to them in this world, then why do they allow David Aiku to talk about it freely? Perhaps the reptiloids are only a trick that distracting the maneuver, which has turned an even more developed civilization in order to take suspicions from itself? The authors are sure of this not yet very popular theory, which says: insectoids, highly intellectual humanoid insects rule the world.

One of the first to speak about this was the well-known blogger-ha-haws Mopyuk. His theory is described in sufficient detail in a two-hour discussion with Andrei “Duch” Smirnov, accessible on the YouTube channel of the research “Institute B”. Moptyuk and Smirnov believe that a person, like other higher primates, tends to live in compact flocks of up to a hundred individuals. So it was at the dawn of times, so tribes are still arranged in the inaccessible regions of South America or Africa.

But then, it is definitely not known when exactly, someone influenced humanity, forced people to complicate their structure, divide society into privileged classes and class of slaves. That is, to live not "humanly", but "in a manner."

The simplest example. Ants collect food and attribute it to their warehouses. This is irrational behavior for a living creature, which, according to the logic of nature, should first of all take care of their own food. If the “natural” person is hungry, then he will not even think of feeding someone until he is saturated himself. But insectoids taught to deny their own “I” and direct all efforts for the benefit of society, or rather, his elite. An example with the search for food is the simplest and most primitive, but we observe its more complex manifestations under the capitalist system and, in much less veiled form, in totalitarian states.

“Their social organization, psychology, and the economic structure resemble the life of earthly ants, or termites. They are collective creatures, the interests of the anthill are first of all. When sterilized the surface of the planet, soldiers and workers will die, but the intellectual caste and queens will remain unharmed. I doubt that even the direct hit of the cumulative hydrogen rocket will be able to destroy the queen: we do not know how deeply they hide. ”

Robert Heinline, Star infantry, 1959. Translation by A. Dmitriev

Of course, this observation is not new. Left thinkers have long been teaching us that it is altruism, which we observe in some species, is a natural and positive experience for humans. And the image of the “muns Itnika” (already, however, in a negative sense) has long become a stamp. The difference is that the author of the theory asks to perceive insectoids literally, and not as a metaphor.

They are really insects, everything is alien to them. And someday, the Human Rules will lower people to such a slave state that they will not be able to make any independent judgments and will simply become food for their true owners.

“The hands were not visible, and the selenite moved on short legs, which, although they were wrapped in something warm, seemed very liquid to us: too short hips, long legs and small feet.

Despite the heavy, apparently, robe, the selenite was quite large steps and worked melted all the time. According to his gait, at the moment when he passed in the distance, it was noticeable that he was in a hurry and angry. ”

Герберт Уэллс, «Первые люди на Луне», 1901. Перевод К. Толстого

Таков самый краткий перечень самых популярных теорий мирового заговора. Как видите, даже в пределах небольшой заметки нашлось место гипотезам на любой вкус: логичным и абсурдным, кажущимся вполне реальными и откровенно фантастическими. Вероятно, феномен конспирологии и его истоки точнее всех описал Славой Жижек. Словенский философ считает, что человечество придумывает теории заговора вследствие утраты большого Другого (например, государства), которому все подчинено. Конспирология, таким образом, становится одним из воплощений предельно инфантильного общественного запроса на патернализм.

И если Жижек прав, то никаких инсектоидов не надо, чтобы достичь поставленных ими целей.