Universal signifier

65-meter dick
Gave a stateganization award,
And it became clear to everyone what
They prepare us innovation.

We are wretched people ourselves,
We accept everything in the mustache without blowing.
They promised nanotechnology
And they slipped a 65-meter dick .

For him, because equivalent
And there will be no vagina.
There are two presidents in this city,
Three revolutions are in the cradle.

Where he will meet his girlfriend,
Ready to test the feeling?
(Although in the book "Young Spouses"
I read that "the size does not matter").

65 meters. Only paint
Three buckets were gone.
And preliminary caresses are much more important
And a love game.

But here, believe me, people,
I played love games.
Carried out long preludes -
Not a dick helped.

Lost in the problems of the floor
And in their fateful fate,
I stand alone among the plain naked
Like a dick against the FSB building.

And around over humble Russia,
Which is my mother to all,
An endless discussion boils -
Give a bonus or not to give?

On the question of this hera
A friend quarrels to death with a friend
But I don't believe anyone already
After the book "Young Spouses."

Ladies from the Public Chamber,
Deputies, many more
They say that it is not good to swear
And that the late academician Likhachev will be upset.

Art Critics stand against them with a wall
(also ladies are no less bright),
They say that there is no art outside of politics,
And about all sorts of contexts with simulacra.

And to the eternal Russian question damned -
"Why did you dick, comrades?" -
Respond to members of the Public Chamber,
That he (dick) is a universal signifier.

As they say, you can’t say Rozhna,
Especially against the universal signifier,
Therefore, all this pussy
It impresses the depressing.

They all have the fourth bust number,
There is useless any struggle.
It is clear that art ends here
And soil and fate breathed hoarsely.

And I believe: the time will come yet
When a huge Elda
Having collected all conceivable awards,
Decorate our years.

And spread out on four cardinal points,
Tell me, where are you rushing, my Rus'?
Like a three-tier bird. Does not give an answer.
Not a dick gives an answer.