Element of democracy

In the Vologda, children and adults went out into the field and threw eggs through their heads through their heads so that the rye grew high. At the same time, they sentenced: "Rosti, pope, higher ..."

Of course, the traditions of modern eggs are not so deep. But, noteworthy, in Russia, not cakes and tomatoes, namely eggs, have taken root. And their indispensable satellite is mayonnaise.

A flying egg is a nightmare of every public figure. Saving a face in such a piquant situation is not easy. However, many have an egg to face - such a cheap PR. Vladimir Volfovich Zhirinovsky, not without pleasure, took on the chest the entire range of domestic gastronomy - from the notorious eggs to mustard with ketchup. “I’m not afraid of such incidents,” the Iron Lady of the State Duma Lyubov Slisk's Iron Lady of the State Duma dodged gracefully from the Kinder Surprise intended. “This is an element of democracy,” ex-prime minister Kasyanov brushed the yolk from an expensive jacket.

A flying egg is a nightmare of every public figure. Saving a face in such a piquant situation is not easy. However, many have an egg to face - such a cheap PR

Democrat Harry Kasparov with elements of democracy is especially lucky. He meets it in almost every city with stored eggs. “We sell tickets to extreme tours,” they joke in his retinue. It is recommended to take a lot of shampoo with you.

During a weekly president, the latter did not notice the latter, abandoned in the president, during a weekly visit to Penza. He turned away and walked past. I did not notice - offended - and the presidential guard: "This is basically impossible."

The unnoticed and unknown red youth Penza was so scared that it publicly took responsibility for the incident. She named the surnames of "hiding from the FSB" of the eggs. Instead, the police caught a moron jumping on the lawns, screaming: "Putin is our president!" But, not finding eggs in the pockets, she let go.

By the way, yesterday another incomplete - terrorist Shamil Basayev - also took responsibility. For Nalchik. Like red youth, the terrorist Basayev needs fame. Only in one case - eggs, and in the other - grenades.

For throwing eggs, they give 15 days of arrest. In the case of ministers and deputies. The president is a completely different article. Although formally, in the Criminal Code of Russia, there is no, as, for example, in the Belarusian, articles “Insulting the President”.

Interestingly, the only raw egg throwing competitions in Russia were held in the Sochi Red Polyana, next to the presidential residence. One member of the team threw an egg, and the other had to catch it. Two Sochi taxi drivers won, throwing each other an egg as much as 60 meters. Perhaps red youth should be given more time to rehearsals?

The president did not notice, the journalists were silent, the eggs were not caught. As if nothing was. But Kasparov must be nice.

10/17/2005 The material was published in the "newspaper" No. 197 dated 10/18/2005.