Sew or not sew?

The TV mod includes family values. If earlier they were registered on the "Home" channel, now they gain the status of the mainstream. The tone is set by the solemn opening of the year of the family in the format of talk show. The ceremony in the Kremlin was highlighted with warm memories of the childhood of the first persons of the state - Putin and Medvedev. And although the president’s decree itself on the year of the family was signed on June 14, 2007, they spoke loudly about an important action only now. And that's right.

Modern mythology is growing by national projects, and the election stylistics is in need of creative. “The father of the nation is the keeper of the hearth” is an excellent slogan for the presidential campaign (I give it free of charge).

The first premieres of January make a worthy contribution to the family treasury. At the same time, game shows appeared on three channels. True, the fashion for this format arises in our Fatherland in the Time of Troubles, when it is not very clear what to score the air, but this is a non -essential remark. Another thing is much more important - nothing ralves at least the people, at least a family, like a love of freebies. He took part in the programs “Who is smarter than a fifth grader”, “One against all”, “Magic of ten” - immediately earned from 1 million to 10 million rubles.

The most noteworthy of the games "Magic" on the first. Here they take a record winning, a rate on sociology (the player must guess the results of the study on the current topic like this: how many Russians are, like Putin, a clock on his right hand?) And the leading faith Brezhneva. The former VIA Gra itself is not interesting. She teaches the players “to think not with your head, but intuitively” and causes a random of charming in front of the camera, a painful desire to speak Russian without a Dnipropetrovsk accent, a exhausted face. But what is the announcement of the program in Sunday prime time? Vera, diligently depicting Sharon Stone, the time of the first “main instinct”, invitingly strokes the chest, stretches on the couch in seductive poses and tells the audience the fundamental for the family show: I am 25 years old, height 171, parameters 90x60x90. I am looking for a decent person for regular meetings in my territory. Paul and age do not matter.

If “magic” with an erotic subtext is at a time convenient for younger schoolchildren, then the new NTV project “Das East Fantastish” warns closer to midnight: “Only for adults”. His main message was formulated by the host, sexologist Igor Knyazkin: there are no children without sex. Therefore, this essay on the variety of sexual life of citizens is also listed in the department of development of national projects. First, they will tell you the legend of trichomonosis (“You met, talked, and after a week you combed”), then they will be drawn into the discussion about abortions (a frank view of the gynecological hole is attached), then our Freud Knyazkin will begin to interpret the dreams of the soloist of the Lyceum group Nastya Makarevich (it turns out, it turns out to be dreamed of the collection of men advantages of different sizes).

The root question of the program for passions is akin to Gamletovsky: to sew or not sew? We are talking about the operation to restore virginity. The business is trifling: 10 minutes, 18 thousand rubles - and virginity, demanded by wealthy men, is ready. One problem: in two weeks, they will resolve in two seams, and what, again, will you order to sew? However, Knyazkin does not graze to difficulties. The owner of the erotic museum in St. Petersburg, the happy owner of the phallus of Grigory Rasputin himself, he is ready to provide first sexual assistance to all the suffering. What can you do for the good of society in the year of the family!

01/21/2008 The material was published in the "newspaper" No. 10 of 01.22.2008.