Office:

So, the mournful sheet is replenished
Awesome events:
A Russian journalist was given
For two prisoners of war.
Oh Putin, our new father!
I hear from everywhere
What to reporters finally
You have prepared a niche.
Enough, brothers, compose
Enough to sow the troubles!
We can easily change us,
Like a kind of currency.

We have other reserves,
But as if it were glorious
Give Petrovskaya for oil,
And Minkina - on soap,
And for washing powder
Or for the "Fary" tool -
Give, let's say, Eroshok,
Chernova or Fere ...
Yes, for the creators of "Vesti"
And ortsh "news",
Truly imperishable
We will tear out from any authorities
Any prisoners of war!
We sat with a tanker
And again they dived into the shit -
But for Dorenko would be so
They didn’t return the tanker to us?
Our journalist is always bad,
But not a weakness, not a woman!
Yes for Nevzorov, you look,
We would have been handed over to Hattaba!
And for me, for the fool,
Gulyak and a rain
I suppose they will give a militant
(And even two, by weight).

While the front is burning in Chechnya,
The Fatherland is angry
Create an exchange fund of us
And give out a piece.
Europe, say, for debts
And for interest - to the States ...
And put part on boots
And the diet for soldiers.
And then, after all, it seems, close
The era of red suit,
And the troops will be better than us,
Than the censor of the new government!
So, with his cynicism, everything
We are shocked the whole planet
And even though we’ll throw away the skates,
But let's bring more benefit
Than we bring it now.

PS

The author considers it his duty to warn that although the “Hero of the Week” is a traditionally ironic section of the “interlocutor”, but for all three years of its existence he has never been to the same extent laugh as it is now. And if within the coming week Andrei Babitsky does not make itself felt, all his colleagues will have the full moral right to call the killers of those who so famously “exchanged” him.