Translated material
Paradoxarts
At the dawn of his rebellious youth, Darwin worked in Africa as a locomotive driver, which determined the fateful path for all of humanity: he was a self-proclaimed driver, and he did not like animals at all, and somehow, on a sharp turn, with steel wheels he cut off the tail of a very cute, red-faced monkey, who did not even know that after that all of humanity came from her. However, this happened on a dark African night and Darwin was visually impaired in the dark. Maybe it was not a monkey at all, but a gigantic, black crocodile with a mouth like a megaladon, a tail like a dragon, a tongue like a gorynych snake, whose teeth are like a picket fence. But we don’t even know that we are not monkeys at all, but crocodiles.
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If you rhyme life for a long time, then on the contrary it will become prose.
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Previously, only souls were reflected in mirrors, but since true humanity was replaced by ape-Darwinism, only bodies began to be reflected in mirrors.
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I filled out all the fields on Facebook, but nothing showed up.
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Man is a monkey in a new way.
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And if you poke your nose everywhere, then don’t be surprised if they click on it.
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Whoever dreams of gold for a long time begins to produce golden excrement.
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A person has a button to “become human”, but maybe no one has ever moved this button towards humanity, maybe we are just hairless monkeys.
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A woman should not be beautiful, a woman should be.
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To get to the very essence, you have to go into recklessness.
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It is better to play by someone else's rules than to play without rules.
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Rabbits are born as a result of scrolling.
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Sometimes the evil eye is worse than a poke in the eye.
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There are girls who don't exist.
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The more complex you are, the easier it is to crucify you.
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If a man can move a mountain, a woman can level it.
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If a hanging gun is loaded with salt, it will someday fire sugar.
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Happiness is when your matrix is constructive, positive and creative.
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If you look at a person’s face for a long time, you see a muzzle, because we are all monkeys, and even without the help of Darwin.
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And the predetermination of fate will not stop the hand that snatches providence.
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The mirror of the universe is reflected in the mirror of the soul, and the mirror of the soul in the crooked mirror of gross matter.
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If nails had teeth, they would bite us.
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It doesn’t matter what you are looking for - a path or a dead end, the main thing is the search, well, if you follow the path, then it’s the same as being at a dead end.
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The best finds are when you are looking for the wrong thing.
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Thought is weightless, but non-thought is so heavy that it can level a person to the ground.
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You shouldn't wait for your finest hour if the stars are painted on the ceiling.
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And it’s worth waiting for rain under the ceiling, even if it’s not full of holes.
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Politics differs from buffoonery by an increased degree of aggressive buffoonery and sanctimonious buffoonery, but they are united by the fact that in their puny impulse they cannot reach the primordial evil.
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It was not a man who emerged from the monkey, but a devil, but he did not realize himself immediately, but only in Darwin’s body.
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You have to be very smart to blunt well.
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Your fate will still not lie where you plan it.
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For us, “what if” is not part of the plan, it’s the whole plan, and for some people it’s even the motto of their whole life.
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Clear nonsense is better than vague sense.
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If you want it to work out, subtract it!
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- Who is richer? Owner of a diamond or owner of a mountain of cobblestones? - asked the student.
- Only the one who can lose his wealth and then find twice as much is rich! - answered the teacher.
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It’s bad when you have a stomach in your head, and a head in your stomach, and it’s good when you’re a bun, but a person cannot achieve this.
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Whatever you go to, you will come to nothing.
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Without man there would be no inhumanity.
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The more pluses and minuses you have, the more dependent you are on the magnetization of the environment.
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A monkey has plus-minuses, and a person has minus-pluses, but only monkeys can get closer to the ideal, because society pulls a person down.
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The shorter the person, the more pompous his outfit.
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The day before yesterday did not come. It arrived immediately yesterday. But I don't believe in déjà vu.
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Don't believe anyone who says he ate a dog - he probably ate more than one.
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Happiness is when it is parallel to him and violet to her.
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If your life path turns out to be in the wrong place, know that there are no proven paths.
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Don’t confuse when there is potential and when there is potential to eat.
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You know that the wheel is square, but you still say “if it works.”
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In the field of fornication only weeds grow.
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Life is an analysis that is impossible to understand.
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We start by partially killing the person in ourselves in order to adapt to society, but we end up with society finishing it off in us.
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Air is the thoughts of balloons, due to the inconsistency of which the wind arises.
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It's better when you rush things than when events rush you.
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When you think a thought for a long time, the thought begins to think about you.
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If it were possible to materialize one lyrical hero, I would materialize Raskolnikov, if it were possible to materialize two lyrical heroes, I would materialize two Raskolnikovs.
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Every turtle thinks that it is on it that the earth stands.
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Anyone who thinks that the planets revolve around him is unlikely to notice when flies revolve around him.
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Thoughts are like chewing gum - you can never chew them completely.
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If you walk backwards, you will never get your nose into the dirty mess of life, but you will shit even more into it.
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There would be two axes, and there would be another old woman.
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Sometimes it is not the lyrical hero who is a reflection of the author, but the author who is a reflection of his lyrical hero.
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Sometimes, to solve a problem, you need a monkey to reason for you.
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Life is grotesque in youth and sarcasm in old age.
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Life is either beautiful or sad.
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Man is the only creature who chooses for himself what is essential to him.
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Whether you are rich or poor, you always have a chance to buy at least one happy moment.
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A dirty accident is worse than evil intent, because it is born not from a person, but from the universe.
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Life is different roads, everyone has their own rules of movement, which turns it into a hopeless labyrinth.
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The monkey was materialized into a human by the power of Darwin's thought, but this did not add intelligence to it.
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Life is a messy accident.
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We find the right move, but we still move incorrectly.
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There is nothing more tenacious than negative information, because the inner monkey is in
© Yuri Tuboltsev