Absurdart

When a smart person takes a step in the wrong direction, the fool is immediately ahead of him by a couple of steps.

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Those who cross the line are not limited to one line.

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Intelligence is not a guarantee of prudence.

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For an accident to occur, a lot of non-random things are needed.

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Man is a form that needs to be filled with humanity.

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A fool goes through life relying on desires.

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A woman is a lever for a man's movement.

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Silence is better than silence.

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The unlucky one is always looking for a new path.

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There is no such thing as a cheap guest.

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Unsolved problems give life flavor.

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Rowing without oars is not much fun.

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Anyone who does not blow their nose for a long time changes both their breathing and their voice.

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The future cannot be predicted, but it can be felt and smelled.

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You're not playing your game and you're playing it wrong.

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The fat man does not know many subtleties.

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You shouldn't make a big song out of a random rhyme.

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A person is hopelessly rotten meat, but the main smell comes from the soul.

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The flatter the body, the deeper the spirit.

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Man is a dirty piece of meat, of which either cannibals or butchers are interested. And you ask: what about Dostoevsky, Tolstoy, Mozart, Fellini, Einstein. Well, that's where the list ends.

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The human soul is a vile piece of stinking herring, the taste of which, once tasted, cannot be removed from the tongue with a grinder and cannot be erased with any acid, you will only try until you become completely lisping.

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No matter how many apples a worm eats, it will not become a snake.

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A black eye doesn't make a fool smarter.

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It is not the one who lives in the search that finds, but the one in whom the search lives.

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Life consists of tea affairs and coffee affairs.

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You won’t be able to make money from drinking in the evening in the morning.

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The sweeter life is, the tighter you live in your pants.

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Man is a shapeshifter of a monkey.

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The word on the bottom makes the bottom double.

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Not all thoughts are directed towards meaning.

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Don't build logical connections without a foundation.

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You don't go with the flow, the current floats with you.

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Everyone creates their own little world according to their own standards.

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What goes by inertia, stands.

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Fictional comprehension.

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The truth is in the first impression and in the first approximation.

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A woman will never part with whim, and a man with delusion.

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Those who share do better.

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You just have to give up on everything and the hand becomes a paw.

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For a project to be successful, the realist must cooperate with the projector.

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Someone else's decision becomes your own mistake.

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Small conflicts help avoid major hostilities.

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You cannot make a circle from a square with smooth corners.

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Shame a monkey and it will become a man.

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The tail of unfulfilled desires makes a person a snake.

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No matter how much you put a period in a soap opera, a comma will be added.

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The form never matches the formula.

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It doesn’t matter what the odds are, what matters is the melody of the dream romance.

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They spread butter on the pancake.

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For a stupid person, the way out of a dead end is the path into a dead end.

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A dead end is the path of a stupid person.

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Everything is in the hands of fortune, and if you are unlucky, then fortune has its paws.

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All media persons are muzzles.

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The worse you are, the more competent you are.

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Don’t fight for one thing, life is a multi-event.

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Don’t say that it didn’t come true if you bet on chance.

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The easiest way for a chicken to reach heights is to simply jump.

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In a hopeless situation, draw a way out not with an axe, but with a brush.

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If an unexpected error has not occurred, then you haven’t seen it yet.

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Without a catch, there is only a double catch.

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For vision you need light, for insight you need darkness.

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To win a battle, you must not enter into it.

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A step taken without a plan is a step backward.

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The caterpillar shouldn't play by the butterfly's rules until it becomes one.

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For a fool, what is noticeable is wonderful.

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You can't even eat toffee without risk.

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Experience makes a fool worse.

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For an unexpected guest, soup is poured into a flat plate.

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Life is a movie that never goes the way the director plans.

© Yuri Tuboltsev