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You are a step for me, I am a step for you.

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A woman is in eternal captivity to the illogical.

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Thought is trapped in patterns and only geniuses overcome them.

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An error is a pause before an error.

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All art is an attempt to transform the black square.

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A fool has beauties in his authority.

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To understand a woman, you need to multiply emotions by logical errors.

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If you flick a girl on the nose, don't think that you'll suddenly be right.

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In Darwin's Cookery Book there was a recipe for making a woman out of a monkey.

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A lover in love will not notice an elephant.

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Man is an immeasurable amount of monkey and a drop of truth.

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If people receive carte blanche from the Almighty, they will again become monkeys.

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There's nothing a fool can't do.

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Strong love borders on rudeness.

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Naked is not one who has no clothes, but one who has a very thin layer of culture on him.

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Man, unlike birds, only has access to the truth that is underestimated.

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A wolf won't eat the core of everything if there's a sheep nearby.

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Truth is not a woman to love.

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The Martians take notes of Pushkin's poems and learn them by heart.

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Those who don't notice elephants see something bigger.

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For a fool, a wallet with a lot of money turns into a navigator along the path of life.

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If the calculator isn't happy with the amount of money you're spending on batteries, it's wrong.

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In the summer, if a girl has nothing to wear, she goes to the beach, and in the winter she has to vacation in warm countries.

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To explain something to a woman in her own words, she needs to meow.

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The Russian will ride a magic wand and fly to Mars.

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Every donkey thinks differently, but all donkeys are equally stupid.

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If you eat and dance at the same time, you won’t get enough and won’t dance.

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If you choose women like cars, do it only in specialized salons.

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In the cocktail of life, truth plays the role of pieces of ice.

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Anyone who has not been to the desert does not know the taste of water.

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He who avoids the truth is stupidly right, because not everything in life is so simple.

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Life is at times an intense and at times a sluggish perversion.

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Man is a creature whose ideas can only be measured by scales without batteries.

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The truth is visible only if you look at the black square.

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The black square is a drawing of our crooked world, which Malevich straightened out.

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He who grabs someone else's property will not hold back his own.

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Acting like Kant, you still think like Freud.

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“I killed the organism, but the judge said it was a person.”

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The monkey is a member of world harmony. Man is the opposite.

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The black square is a comment under the “like” button, under which it is not possible to write “comment”.

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Darwin is the voice of the thoughts that come into the monkey's head.

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If horses have been replaced by cars, then women will probably soon find an alternative too.

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History is false memories mixed with fantasy.

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The world is a field of bundles of perversions.

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Life turns a revolution into a perversion.

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The world is cleared by the black square.

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And in height one cannot avoid the lowest.

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Practicality destroys the ideal.

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What is measured by the nose is not commensurate with logic.

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You can't help but find yourself in a rose if you're a nose.

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Every person contains a hidden tail within himself.

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Don't do things with your tongue.

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Don't look for reasons in your nose.

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Man is an appendix to the tail.

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If you want to explain a person, start from the tail.

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You can only explain a person through his tail.

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Our world is a reinterpreted black square.

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The value of life is in the acts of wagging.

© Yuri Tuboltsev