The struggle of paradoxes

Pushkin and Lermontov had one hand, with which they wrote in turns, and therefore the result was a classic, and Kharms and Khlebnikov lived in a shifted time, so one hand from the past moved onto the same hand in the present, therefore, they wrote with both hands at the same time, and they produced absurdity.

• Everyone has the same soil under their feet, but everyone’s steps are different, so the Earth changes its properties and will soon split into the number of people trampling on it.

— Truncated meaning turns into nonsense, but sharpened nonsense becomes meaning.

“You can make a world out of a stone, but you can also make a stone out of a world...

— When you do plastic surgery on your mask, you don’t voluntarily change your face, but when you do plastic surgery on your face, you involuntarily change your mask, so you can’t get away from yourself.

- If you want to know a person, know his patterns; if you want to understand a person, find the unconventional in him.

“Not every rope can tie you to life, but any one will be your noose.”

- Previously, the Earth had deep roots, but man tore them to pieces and now the Earth is all torn to pieces.

— Bold font evolved from thin font! - said Darwin, but his contemporaries did not understand and did not appreciate this idea, and being in an anti-scientific utopia - all fonts to this day are passed off as thin, when objectively they are all thick.

• Don't wipe the nose of someone who doesn't have one, it's better to leave him with his nose.

• Am I sitting in the game or is the game sitting in me?

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• If one hundred cats are equal in strength to one lion, then one lion can be made into a hundred cats, therefore, the difference between them is absolutely illusory, but one lion is equal in strength to an unknown number of cats, therefore, there is a difference between them, but it remains an eternal mystery. If we try to synthesize the eternal mystery and the eternal illusion, we will come to the conclusion that intelligent man has not yet evolved from a monkey.

Philosophy of the future

There lived two girls - a little girl and a little girl. One was called a little bit, and the other was called a little bit. The little girl did a little of everything, and the little girl did a lot, a lot, but when they met, it turned out that the little girl only imagined herself to be a little bit, but in reality she was a little bit. And the one who was a little girl, only out of modesty imagined that she was a little girl, but in fact she did much more than a little girl. This is how it turns out - that comparison is a connecting point for the transition of the objective to the subjective, and vice versa.

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• Man descended from a monkey who spat into the sky and was punished by the stars for this.

When you are led by the nose through a labyrinth, don’t think that the labyrinth is so long and complex - it’s your nose that is so idiotic.

- If your locomotive goes off the rails, give it wings and fly...

- Don’t look for shortcuts, otherwise you’ll turn into a navigator...

• Life is driving with a programmed steering wheel; whoever steers out of the matrix immediately ends up in the basket of hell...

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God created the world, and the devil gamified it...

• If Lenin was Napoleon’s lover, then this should not be made public, because Krupskaya may also have had a leftist relationship with Ivan the Terrible.

• Everything in the darkness is not the same as everything in the world...

• Everything is “and so on”, but what is not “so on” is simply not there, including the real one...

• — There are quotas for everything, because idiots have plunged the world into a quantitative format.

• Sclerotic people are hired as historians, because the essence of history is oblivion...

• All animals are real, except for hypothetical hippopotamuses...

• The Almighty did not have a smartphone, so he created the earth, and now man, having turned from homo-sapiens into homo-smartphone, has become higher than the Almighty...

• The materiality of thoughts does not mean that all of them are embodied, but a thought embodied in gross matter will eventually disintegrate into atoms, and a thought that is not embodied will remain eternally material...

• Historical knowledge cannot be historical experience, because everything is predetermined and not for the better, historians are useless like everyone else in the world.

• A rake is the most unexpected thing in Rus'...