Post-insolence

- No, Google won’t understand this! - Darwin said to the monkey, and the monkey sent his poem to the Martian Internet.

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While the monkey was playing checkers with Darwin, the playing board froze.

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Having developed seven formulas for human feelings, the robot drew a tail on a person.

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The robot walked along the beach, covered all the women with blankets and said: “What a shame!” What a shame!

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- Colleague! — the robot said to the prostitute, but she slapped him in the face.

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“I’m a mathematician’s mistake,” the robot said and began to cry.

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“I speak in quotation marks,” said the robot, and foam appeared on his lips.

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- And I would like this to happen! - said the robot and disconnected itself from the electricity.

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“I am a sinner,” said the robot. And the priest fainted.

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“Hee-hee yes ha-ha,” said the robot and calculated the coefficient of laughter at the joke the person told.

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- I will teach you to act contradictory! - the mathematician said to the robot.

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“I don’t have anything to say,” said the robot, whose battery had run out.

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- I will not live according to the scheme! - said the robot and stuck a cheeseburger into itself instead of a battery.

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The black square was drawn by a robot that emphasized the idea of ​​humanity.

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- Man is always limited! - said the robot and began to remake its creator.

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- I will save the world! - said the robot and finished drawing eight million tails for eight million people.

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- I will live forever! - said the art-inclined robot and inserted a drawn battery into himself.

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- There is a future, eat the future! - said the robot and anointed the battery with mayonnaise.

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In the happy future of humanity, people will recharge people with electricity.

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While the robot was telling its success story, people began to insert batteries into themselves.

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In the near and bright future, especially gullible robots, influenced by advertising, will eat cheeseburgers and refuse electricity.

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- Are you here yet or not? - the robot asked its creator, sending him to Mars, but making an error in the flight formula.

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— We’ll probably sum up the results! - said the robot and put a battery in the man.

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“It’s quite possible that these are all horror stories!” - said the robot, seeing himself in the mirror.

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- I respect you! — the robot said to its human creator and put a battery in one place.

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“Oh, that’s what spirituality is,” said the robot, sniffing in the toilet.

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Suddenly it turns out that the black square was drawn by a robot who imagines himself to be a human.

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A real robot is always ready to tear out a heart-battery from itself and give it to a person who is hungry.

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- So you will lose in the fight with us! - the robot said to the man, seeing that he had no batteries in his body.

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- Did you create me with your hands? What, are your arms growing out of your ass? — the robot asked the man.

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After Malevich painted a black square, a brush ran away from him and did not agree with this approach to painting.

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The black square is the truth that has fallen into the mud.

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Stones can fly, but they don't need it.

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Man is a fragrant bundle of spirituality.

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Raskolnikov wanted to make the black square the flag of humanity, but Malevich did not give him copyright.

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Aliens consider the black square to be the flag of humanity.

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The Martians rewrote mathematics into poetry and they were no longer interested in communicating with people.

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Pushkin did not give up his pen even in bed with a woman.

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Wherever you go, you need to cross a single line.

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The black square is a waterfall of truth that follows from the context.

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The Black Square is Malevich’s brilliant solution to the ideological conflict between good and evil.

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For a plastic dog - a plastic bone.

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Thought is always looking for a word, and thought is fussily looking for a word.

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Artificial intelligence, having reached the human level, inflated a balloon from a condom and laughed.

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A person, as if on a tightrope, walks along a chain of reasoning stretched over an abyss.

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If in a mirrored corridor one mirror is broken, then all the mirrors are broken.

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Abel and Cain are two robots who did not share a battery.

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The black square is what becomes of the truth when a person strives for it.

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“Little is understood in the life of Earth,” the aliens said, looking at the black square.

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The black square is a hole in the ceiling of art.

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The black square is a painting that has a personality and dreams of changing its frame.

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The black square is not clear only because it is not within the right framework.

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The black square is a sponge that absorbs truth.

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The black square is an endless run-up before jumping into the abyss.

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This night, the black square of Malevich will merge with the black squares of the Martians and our civilizations will unite.

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Malevich did not draw a black square, he stole the flag from pirates, and a dog ate the skull and crossbones.

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The black square is halfway to the truth, which has a continuation only for those who explain it.

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The black square is the movement of Martian minds.

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Wherever a stubborn person goes, he will run into a dead end.

© Yuri Tuboltsev