Translated material
Jokes
- Should you weigh it?
- Yes.
- Three five hundred.
- Wrap it up, please.
- Bandage?
- Yes.
- Hold it. Congratulations on your newborn!
– Does she come to visit you?
- Yes.
- And what are you doing?
- We watch TV.
- But you don’t have a TV.
“She hasn’t noticed it yet.”
A man wakes up from a hangover. He sees a badger sitting.
- Who are you? - asks the man.
- I'm a badger.
-Where are the squirrels?
- The squirrels are all busy.
The patient, lying on the operating table, shouts to the surgeon:
- Doctor! Save! I'll give you a lot of money! Just help first!
Surgeon:
- No, we have prepayment! Otherwise, sometimes you help a person - and there is no gratitude: he lies in a coffin and pretends that he does not know you.