Pearls

“You are wrong to think that Raskolnikov killed the old woman after reading detective stories.”
M. Shvydkoy, “Cultural Revolution” (“Culture”)
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“Need forces Loskov to draw back to his goal.”
“Our opponents were given a yellow card. It’s not a big deal, but it’s nice.”
Lokomotiv — Hapoel (NTV)
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“What lobby are we talking about? Khristenko, Matvienko, Shvydkoy - where are they? We still need to look to see if there are Russians among them...”
V. Chernomyrdin