Jokes

The son-in-law came to visit his mother-in-law:
- Well, son-in-law, should I give you some mushrooms?
- No need, mom, I just like to collect them.
- So I can scatter you on the floor...

“Tell me who you are and I’ll tell you who your friend is.”
- I'm an oligarch.
- And I’m your friend!

In a jewelry store, a young man chooses a ring.
- This is beautiful. Engrave on it: “To Kate from Sasha.”
Jeweler:
- Better shorter: “From Sasha.” You never know...

– Personally, I am for cloning.
- Why?
- Because I want to make clones for myself.
- For what?
- So that two people work, one plays football with friends, the other pleases his wife, and another lets him drink as much vodka as he wants.
- And you?
- And I’ll hang myself in fig.