The alcohol tourism of the Finnish brothers to Leningrad was described by Sergei Dovlatov, Mikhail Weller, and police reports of the last decades. Those who were not familiar with any of these literary sources were frightened, becoming unwitting witnesses to the exodus of the Finns to their native land when they returned from St. Petersburg. For some reason, everyone who greeted us turned out to be in wheelchairs, although there was clearly not a single disabled person on board the ship. After which the bodies of the tourists are laid out on chairs and taken to the land of sobriety.