Mowgli returns

Remember who was the first to say: “Give me a fulcrum and I will move the Earth!” (1). In the life of each of us, sooner or later there comes a moment when we want to change everything. And you say to yourself: “Tomorrow (Monday) I’m starting a new life!” Barely waiting for the morning, you boldly begin to translate the plan into reality. But, alas... Very soon the enthusiasm disappears somewhere and the grandiose plan fails miserably.
The reason for the failure of “I-revolutions” is mother laziness. “I won’t think about it today, I’ll think about it tomorrow” (2).
And yet, there is not enough strength to implement the plan. Do you know where strength comes from? We receive them during sleep. Look critically at your bed. Springs, foam rubber? Yesterday. You are sleeping on an outdated mattress. If it is also slightly dented in several places, then it is easy to understand that every night it mocks you, keeping your spine unnaturally curved and your muscles in constant tension. As a result, the body spends its “attention” not on working to restore the strength spent during the day, but on trying to relax the muscles. And, as a result, “twisting” in a dream in search of a comfortable position. Up to 80 turns per night! There is no need to talk about any proper rest on such a mattress, and the power “battery” does not even have time to charge halfway during sleep. This is why our strength quickly runs out during the day. Remember: “I only have the strength to watch TV!” (3). And we love to watch until the very end. When your eyes are already closing, you, once again cursing “these idiotic channels,” rush into the arms of... Guess who three times? Beloved (beloved)? Wrong! These are already seeing their seventh dream. But an old friend - the torture mattress is ready to meet you at any moment.
Westerners have long learned to love themselves all night long. There, primitive mattresses have long been sent to a landfill. And what in return? New generation of Mowgli mattresses! This is the last hit of the season! In the matter of nightly care for yourself and your loved one, he has no equal. After all, we spend a third of our lives sleeping. Perfect fit to the contours of the body, complete muscle relaxation and the amazing effect of a gentle “hug” all night long. “Mowgli” will be a perfect and devoted “lover” for 15-20 years. Every morning, smiling and stretching sweetly, you will wake up with the thought: “Good morning, the last hero...” (4).
"Mowgli" is a child of nature. His parents, coconut and latex, “came together in a frenzy.” Different combinations of their “chromosomes” give the “Mowgli” brothers different characters (in the sense of rigidity and elasticity). And any shapes and sizes, a “sexdrome” for half a room is not a problem.
Only this Saturday and Sunday (April 13-14): a super discount of 7% on all Mowgli models for those who correctly guess the riddles (in the text they are marked with numbers in brackets)! And for your convenience, we will be open until midnight. So, when going to a party, don't forget to stop by Sleep Formula. I will personally wait for you until midnight these days.
And my name is Jack Sanders.
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