Jokes

A proud young lawyer comes to his father and says: “Dad, I won the case that you led for 20 years!” Father (gloomily): - He raised a fool on his own head. Thanks to this business, I have been feeding you for 20 years!

A decree was issued: all truck drivers must gather their children around the country. The man collected it, brought it home, calls his wife:
“Lucy, bring our people out and we’ll introduce them.”
Wife:
- Oh, Vasya, there aren’t any of ours. They took everyone away yesterday.

The traffic cop slows down the car. I checked the documents, checked the first aid kit, checked the fire extinguisher - everything is in order. He asks to open the trunk, and there is an empty bucket. Driver:
- You see, no luck. There is such a sign: if you meet a person with an empty bucket, there will be no money.

Two priests set up a sign on the road: “Stop, the end is near!” Turn around before it’s too late!”
A Mercedes drives by at great speed, the driver shakes his fist and shouts:
– The sectarians have gone completely wild!
The car disappears around the bend, and a rumble and splash are heard.
One priest to another:
“I told you, you should have just written: “Caution, the bridge is destroyed.”

- Marry me, Ivan Tsarevich.
- But you're a toad.
- But we are in a fairy tale!
- But you really are a toad!

Announcement: “Dear customers! Due to the financial crisis, our boutique moved back to the clothing market.”