Hero of the week: Nicolas Sarkozy

Oh Sarkozy! We are smitten.
By the grace of the Creator
You are the first president of the country,
Played the role of the father.

To fulfill this role
Among the palace walls,
Charles de Gaulle was also a bit old,
And V. Giscard d'Estaing.

Mitterrand was president
A tough veteran
In their advanced years
He had two families.

And Jacques Chirac drowned in Bordeaux
Hot fat cutlets,
But he had all the children before,
But on time - no.

Only you, Obama's friend,
Medvedev brother,
Find leisure in the midst of important matters
For this purpose I could.

Alas, the Russian leaders
They can’t grab an hour
From intrigue and enmity,
And oppression of us.

Among government schemes
They're a total bummer
They have no time for making children -
If only I could make it with the money!

Of course, we have a lot of problems,
The Russian way is sad,
But the old slogan Love not wars*
Not outdated at all!

Prime Minister, Chief, President
And the leader, who is fierce of all!
Still find the moment
And make children.

After all, to show such agility,
Having successfully chosen a mother,
Smarter than bombing Libya
Or calm down the press.

*"Love Instead of Wars"