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The most vigilant

Chief sanitary doctor Gennady Onishchenko instructed his subordinates to ensure that the proportion of liquid in frozen poultry meat does not exceed 4%. Onishchenko assures that cases of adding water before freezing to increase the weight of the product have become more frequent. He is concerned not only about the violation of consumer rights, but also about “increasing the risk of microbial contamination and reducing the nutritional value of the product.” Can you imagine if they add Borjomi instead of water?!

The most affordable
The head of the Ministry of Regional Development, Dmitry Kozak, is going to solve the problem of sky-high housing prices. It turns out that the Housing Construction Assistance Fund is selling about 30 thousand plots for housing construction. “Thus, we intend to bring down housing prices,” Kozak said. However, according to the minister, a decision on changing the intended purpose of this land has yet to be agreed upon. I wonder if kickbacks have already been included in the cheap price when calculating?

The most determined
Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov is getting ready for battle again. He reproached the military for not fighting the militants effectively enough: the police have to comb the area and conduct battles. “It's not their job. There are special units for this. If necessary, I will personally put on camouflage and go to fight with them,” Kadyrov promised. Hold the flag in your hands, just so you don’t confuse the militants with civilians from another teip...

The most hospitable
President Dmitry Medvedev signed a decree according to which former citizens of the USSR living in Latvia or Estonia and without citizenship will be able to come to Russia without visas. For those living in Latvia, it will be enough to have a non-citizen passport, and for those living in Estonia, an alien passport. Approximately 500 thousand former compatriots should be happy. We'll see if they want to leave the borders of the European Union.