Damm to you!

The scene depicts the Ice Palace in St. Petersburg. The mixed style tournament is being watched by Vladimir Putin and Jean-Claude Van Damme.

PUTIN (confidentially):
Well, what smart things do you have to say, Van Damme?
VAN DAMM (hotly):
I think you are the strongest in the world!
Now I will distribute your certificates!
PUTIN (with annoyance):
The tournament is okay... It's not about the tournament...
There was peace and quiet in the country,
But there are also disturbers, we note.
Here the “dissenters” must be dispersed,
And I called you here for this.
I'll pay. I can do it.
VAN DAMM (embarrassed):
I only did this in Hollywood...
In general, I don’t kill unarmed people...
PUTIN:
Don't whistle, Jean-Claude. Our own people.
Think for yourself: when the riot police go -
With shields, in helmets, with ramming skills,
Then I will immediately be branded
An unsympathetic name for a tyrant.
And if you disperse them, let's say,
How he once acted in Kickboxer -
I will be a genius of pure beauty
And a friend of the “Universal Soldier”!
VAN DAMM (undecided):
Yes, I don’t mind getting money...
Russia greeted me well...
Who should at least be killed?
PUTIN (dreamyly):
Marina Litvinovich for starters!
VAN DAMM (horrified):
No, they won’t blame me for being soft,
They won't let a soldier down on chaff,
But a woman...
PUTIN:
What's wrong with that?
Damn, do they know what they are?!
Also Limonov, the bastard poet.
Get rid of him, I won't say a word...
VAN DAMM:
But he's fucking older by twenty years
And weighs sixty...
PUTIN:
So what?
You've somehow become weak and rotten,
In rotten Hollywood there is a kolobrad.
There will also be several old women there...
VAN DAMM (covering his face with his hands):
No, I can't. Get them wet yourself, Volodya!
(Runs out.)
PUTIN (disappointed):
Everything in Europe rotted, even he.
Where can you find high-quality fighters?!
This means we will have to deploy riot police...
(dials number.)
Riot police! Kill these “dissenters.”