Yuri Two Meters

<p>&ndash; I want to explain the simple essence <br /> of the newest Moscow law.</p> <p>Luzhkov is not against rallies! Not at all! <br /> I'm not a tyrant, I'm unfamiliar with this.</p>

– I want to clarify a simple point
The newest Moscow law.
Luzhkov is not against rallies! Not at all!
I'm not a tyrant, this is unfamiliar to me.
A healthy city has a healthy spirit.
Even if you call yourself “Motherland”, or even SPS, but -
So that there are no more than two per square meter!
Otherwise what will happen? Otherwise it's cramped
And unsanitary. For example,
A neighbor sneezes - and then there’s the flu virus
Crawled on you. But I, the Moscow mayor,
I care about your type's health!
What about lice? What about chickenpox? What about whooping cough?
What if this is all in a strong wind?
No, brothers, more than two separate souls
It is dangerous to keep on a square meter.
Most of us smell bad,
There are a lot of homeless people in the squares,
And I want no one around
No smell, no sweat, no stink!
I want it to be spacious, like in a coupe!
And finally, I want to add honestly,
When riot police work in the crowd,
Where there are more than two, he’s also cramped!
And here there is space. Wave whatever you want.
Be it with a stick, or with your hands, or with a club...
Well? Are you happy with everything, kids?
After all, I care about you, your beloved!
Listen, friends, to my words,
And also, listen, in the Kremlin...
PUTIN'S VOICE (from the Kremlin):
Well done. I trust you.
LUZHKOV (crying with happiness):
Here you go! No wonder I came up with two meters!