Jokes

- Here, grandson, some candy.
- No need, grandma.
– What, are you afraid of the carious monster?
- Why should I be afraid of you? I just don't want to...

The traffic cop stops the car:
– Please show your documents and registration certificate.
- The documents are here. But I don’t have their passport...

A man rings his neighbor's doorbell and says:
- Listen, Vasya, meet my mother-in-law at the station, huh? I'll give you ten bucks.
– What if she doesn’t come or I don’t find her?
“Then I’ll give you twice as much.”

- Young man, give me a pen, I’ll tell your fortune. Oh, you will have a hard life, my dear! You'll get sick, diamond!
- Are these lines bad?
- No, my hands are very dirty...

On the bus.
-Are you getting off at the next stop?
- No, I went home.