Why do women get married?
Two men meet near the entrance.
-Where have you been?
- I ran for bread.
- Well, how did you catch up?
It turns out that football was invented by my grandparents, who finally caught the runaway bun...
“My wife talks about nothing but rags all day long.” You’re a rag, he says, not a man—you don’t earn money, you don’t do anything at home...
The corporate party is coming to an end.
– Madam, do you like dry wine?
- I love! Pour it in!
– Why do women get married?
– Lack of life experience.
- Why are they getting divorced?
- Lack of patience.
- Well, why are they coming out a second time?
– Lack of memory.