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Jokes
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– What is “live beer”?
– This is beer that lives its own life in the body: it walks, wanders, and decides on its own where to go...
My husband returned from another fishing trip. Wife cleaning fish in the kitchen:
- Vasya, I beg you, I really beg you... Please drink vodka while fishing!
- Daughter, what are you doing? Don't marry this man!
– Mommy, don’t worry, I won’t be long!
– What is the difference between a man and a child?
– In principle, none, but the child can be left with a nanny.
No matter how much the wife brought lovers home, no matter how much she hid them in the closet and under the bed, but the husband never returned from the business trip...
Two friends meet.
- How are you?
- Yes, it’s bad!
- What's wrong?
- The light doesn’t shine, Lyuba doesn’t love, Katya doesn’t roll, Vera doesn’t believe, and Dasha is just a bastard!