Jokes

The husband returns home in the middle of the night. Wife, from the doorway: “You smell like alcohol, I can’t breathe!” Did you drink? - No. Just wandering down the street... - So what? - Wandered, wandered... And wandered.

The blonde complains to her friend:
– Mine says that it’s not interesting with me, that I need to increase my silicone. Can you imagine? Again! And I only increased it six months ago!
- You're a fool! Not silicone, but lexicon!

Crisis. Two businessmen meet:
- Listen, do you pay your salaries?
- Nope, what about you?
- Neither do I. And why, do they go to work with you?
- They are walking.
- And me. Maybe they should pay entry?
They made a paid entrance. We meet in a month.
- Well, do your guys go to work?
- They're walking! The bastards have started saving!
- How is that?
- And like this: they come on Monday, they leave on Friday.

Only two categories of people can be satisfied with power: those who are not in the know, and those who have a share.