“Memoirs of a Balabol”, p. 000

Born in this country, under the dictatorship of the proletariat. A well-known oligarch, a mathematician by vocation. Popularly known as a swindler. In business, he is a salesperson. In economics, so to speak, it is necessary. This is, so to speak, uh... a system... uh... consisting of 146 million units. You privatize this country and you get Sib-neft, Lo-go-VAZ. And the mathematician works along a different line - along the line of the economist. Because he won’t be a speculator, but a corresponding member of the Russian Academy of Sciences! Well, you can take a picture of the Crimean peninsula. You can fly with Siberian Cranes. You can become a hybrid dictatorship. And you will be sure that this dictatorship will be accepted according to the textbook. This means that only dictatorship will benefit physics. A country isolated in the realm of Realpolitik gives its hesitations to the entire world politics. But the average person has spheres of influence only over his own family. Speechwriters work in the reference department. They go to the sidelines and light a big match on the sidelines. In the economy, a small fire is being ignited. Agony... uh... will uh... be developed much easier than a strong consensus. And a strong consensus will be uh... more significant than sausage in a grocery store on Herzen Street. And on Herzen Street there will be a split consensus. Then history will pass through Herzen Street, through grocery store No. 22, and will be replaced there according to the formula of economic unity. Here in this country it can split, the economy! On the oligarchs, on the security forces, on the sellers, on the consumer society... So the entire economy will move in this direction. This entire divided consensus will move towards 146 million units that will... uh... lay bricks and spawn. 146 million units is a physics subject. The light of power burns from 146 million bricks, because its structure, so to speak, is similar to this raw material. The average person trades at Dynamo stadiums. The average person survives at home. This is diplomacy! “Megaphone diplomacy” is the same thing. Well, we take a TV, insert it into the Crimean peninsula, pump it up... uh... black bread all the time... So, will the USSR, or what, grow? USSR 2.0, perhaps, will grow out of this? (“Memoirs of a balabol”, 2026, p. 000)