Condenser: eighth issue

I have been racking my head for the first week - what to do with good texts that come on a particular topic after the tour has already been closed? For example, Five days ago, Ledra sent me an extremely pretty processing of the topic about the interactive authorship, who were blowing in the genre, so to speak. It is painful and insulting to not give others to read, not to consider later when analyzing the course of the game - even more painful and even more offensive. As a result, I decided this: I will show the text Ledra , because it is good - but I will not build such situations. Loser texts are not published. Even in extreme cases. Even in the most extreme case. Well, perhaps in the most extreme case ...

Another thing regarding the course of the game - if we are already engaged in finding out the question of how people like to write and what people like to read , it would be interesting to ask the question in order of experiment: "What do people like to write about?" Let's play: I propose to choose the genre of the next round. Note - not the plot (which I will ask), not the topic (which I will ask), but the genre. Within the framework of this genre, stay throughout the fifth round, the topic of which I will announce next week. Let's try.

In the next round of the capacitor, players will be invited to write an essay in the genre:

Erotica
Detective
Philosophical essay
Melodrama
Science fiction
Humoresque

"Let's see, let's see!" - proclaimed the dragon ... "

The vote this week was very intense, and most interestingly - for the first time it was not clear to me until the last moment, which of the two leading texts (which, by the way, also did not immediately have) will take first place. Together, snouts in the snout, “Alice, Ch.O (I want to write” and. ” - L.) and a forbidden cactus, Vypli and Pipe all the time, but on the third day“ Vylovy ”began to take,“ Alice ”escaped forward - and as a result approached the decisive line of closing the release of the first, winning only 3 votes.

As a result, the alignment is this: voting on the third chapter of the collection is over, and according to the results it includes the following texts (in alphabetically authors):

Rick Svetov, "Alice, Ch.O. and forbidden cactus"
Petruha, "Pipe"
Arnold Markov, "Dandelions"
Alekst Shrum, "Boyar Morozov"
Another day, I would add my personal choice in the fifth (by the way, very definite this time), and I would close the chapter. But this time I keep the promise given before : correctly guessing the author of a terrible phrase . It has the right to choose this very fifth text. The choice, respectively, will be conducted from the following six texts: Tata Sh., Without the name
Alex Shrum, "Boyar Morozov"
Evgeny Savenkov, "Vypli"
Dmitry Svan, no name
Alena K., "Happy Return!"
So, Lena, I'm waiting for your decision. And for those who have not gone by voting, and for their fans, hope does not die yet.

We go to fresh texts.

The first to me wrote Tata Sh. I suggest everyone to consider her chilling soul a letter to the warning of the Higher Forces: on the day when she ran into firefighters in her rhyme, there was a fire in her house. I recommend that in the light of events, Svetov be stolen to smell the flowers, Savenkov - to avoid gluttony, and Petruha - to protect the puff ... I hope that the tata is all right. Moreover, the text sent by her gave me a considerable pleasure: so, Maraia walked, thinking, along the star alley, autumn on both sides with tall trees, when suddenly a beautiful copsaled the dog got on it. Maria was scared and screamed. At the same time, a voice rang out: "Kakogo Chrena? Sbogar, ici ..."-and handsome Arnold appeared because of the shrub. “I suppose, dear,” he said to Maria, “my dog ​​doesn’t bite. I will spend you if you are afraid. Where are you from?” I’m not local, from Priluchino, akulina √ makeup of Julia Roberts, I’m going mushrooms. And you, Barin, Hollywood, or what? “That's right,” answered Arnold, “I am a speaker of a young Schwarzenegger.” The course is expected, but it is made charming. Moreover, his impudent fun looks refreshing against the backdrop of the acting text of Lisa Musik: it was not a lot of work to pretend to be a Russian simpleton for me. And they peck at it. That one caught. Not a fool, does not spare money, and, apparently, he has enough of it. The text is not too smooth, the idea is far from original - but I put this text on a vote for a very very human note. In addition, the text of Lisa is interesting in an interesting way: it is the “lady -kreystyanka Goes to Hollywood” that moved players into several bitter texts with a common bitter note - like our girls tearing their sips in a foreign land for a sip of normal human life. The trend is frightening.

By the way, I was very interested in how many texts would be a parody of Hollywood films? It was interesting to me, in fact, it became yesterday, when, by such a normal abnormal coincidence, the “Anna Karenin” was shown by the Israeli fourth program. There were few texts of this kind - a couple, of which I liked the Kopylovsky "longing for California" most of all: (...) Naked Lisa stands in front of an old mirror. On the shelf at the mirror, a huge yellow porcelain owl, several figurines, a white porcelain box strewn with precious stones, some bottles. Lisa is considering herself. Proportional body. Thick black hair is loose, cover the shoulder blades. Smooth skin. The buttocks are tightly compressed. The mirror reflects high large breasts with brown nipples, flat stomach, thick black hair on the pubis. I would like to add in Axenovsky: "And then - everywhere ..." I will restrain myself, I will restrain myself.

Really good, Dmitry Svan turned out to be very, very good: firstly, we had no plays yet; Secondly, the text is good, the playing is good, everything is fine: D. (raising a passport in good English) Excuse me! I Think ...
R. (growls) Stop! (Hush) Where did you get this pronunciation?! Forget your tongue, please! And you don’t need to be so confident √ You just flew in, everyone around is new, you are barely familiar with the tongue ... embarrassed so, on my breath down ... Once again!
D. (in broken English, with a breath) Excuse me! I Think It's ...
R. (restraining) Thank you, you are free for now!
D. turns out that R. jumps up and bursts out with a long tirade on the Russian mother.
P. (in a broken Russian to the ground) What did he say?
Premand. Uh ... he said that the next could come in. (loudly) Next, go through!
R. (very loudly) no! (Hush, to everyone) Let's go, smoke? (Turning to P.) Let 'smoke?
All four come out.
And I chose Gabriel Gadin with a tiny sketch on the snack, which is not necessary to talk about, but we need to go directly and read: no, we will not get the script of such a film, even as a Russian Rome. Because, whatever one may say, it turns out that African -Americans are worse. The selection is good, the choice is yours, the texts here , all a pleasant game, go to the explosives of the same procedures:

Tata Sh. , "Prosto Maria, hastily blowing in Hollywood"
Lisa Musik , "Notes on Airbating"
Vitaly Kopyl , "Longing for California"
Dmitry Svan , "Bunny Breath"
Gabriel Gadin , "a failed script, or anthem of political correctness"

I showed you off, reptiles. Everyone puts it off to write texts to the last, and the maximum comes in the second week of each round. Well, well, well. But I, lazy people, have now put a pig now, having published this statistical fact and, thus, reducing the likelihood of lazy the likelihood of getting into the top five. With which I congratulate them. The topic remains, as expected, the previous one:

Baryshnya-peasant Goes to Hollywood.

The second week.

Elementum

And since the week is the second, the clues are with me.
The basic links are as follows: here is Pushkin, here is Hollywood , here is Pushkin in Hollywood. And the non -base here:

Frotterism - all about sexual attraction to unfamiliar women
Cisvestism - all about the desire of the young lady to change into a peasant woman

Scary? What can you do ...

I received the “self -portrait” of Mikhail Epstein and immediately after him - the letter of the author, who too late noting that the restrictions in the amount of the text are even on the “ titans ”. As a result, we are trying to decide what to do now. So I will post the next time.

And Max Fry in time realized that the gladioli could not get rid of ... :)))

Present

Judy Belkin sent a wonderful sonnet, and at this stage of the game, the symbolism of her surname makes her gift even more charming:

Baryshnya: Episode One

Our Padubov Forest, the second nature
His Golden-Smail scores Hollywood,
Where is the shark (not acupuncture)
My landscape will be called to the frame.

The essence of life for the poet in Having Fan.
What is in your name, oak-oka?
Smuglyka Lisa in a thin sundress
Shines through again, Merci Beaucoup.

Meaning, rest. Calm, Pushkin, Sleep.
(My Nom-de-Plum, Cher Belkine, Mon IP,
We are still your fantasy Lyuba).

What is our life without a fan? The sound is empty.
Do not run away, shark, wait.
And the old hollow blushes the oak.

The blushing hollow generally touched me to tears ... However, more on this another time.