Linor Goralik. In a healthy body

Dear reader! If you managed to see this material, it means a miracle has happened. Please save it on disk and distribute it to anyone you can - after reading to the end, you will understand why this material will not hang around here for a long time. It should have been posted in the Journal by my friends in the underground struggle, the brave hackers. I'm afraid they are no longer alive.

A few days ago, my mind was enlightened by a wonderful, incredible accident: while wandering around the Internet, I came across this site . Due to my lack of enlightenment, until this significant day, I believed that I lived in a safe world, that terrorism, extremism and mutual hatred were no closer than 15 kilometers from my home . However, data from the ADL website opened my eyes to a terrible secret. Dear reader, we are surrounded.

At first it seemed to me that the information published in this database might only be of interest to professional historians and crime-fighting department workers. However, the closer I became acquainted with the information offered to me, the deeper a cold of horror crept into my soul. I began to understand how successfully and skillfully extremists disguise their symbolism, how easy it is to live life not knowing that every single day you live and work side by side with people who are in fact black and white Nazis, fascists, Zionists, extremists and just vile scoundrels. With this understanding came to me a painful need to verify my terrible guess. Dear reader! I present to your judgment the disgusting truths that I managed to establish. They concern a well-respected publication, known to naive readers as the Russian Journal , but in fact hiding under the innocent abbreviation RZh the terrible words - “Zealous and Cruel”. I believe that by the time you read these lines, I will already be doomed. Don't worry about me, my life doesn't matter. The main thing is to take care of yourself. And warn the others.

Let me start with the fact that in the RJ logo itself there is a hidden sign “piss!” , which - yes, yes! - does not mean “peace, friendship, chewing gum” at all, but a broken cross and mockery of Christians. In addition, in the same logo you can easily notice the runic symbols B, G, H, I, K, V, X and Z; So far I have not been able to decipher them as a single abbreviation BGHIKVXZ, but I have no doubt that some slogan of the Christian extremist movement is encrypted here.

in the design of the Magazine The swastika element, such as a right angle, is widely used . In addition, a circle is often depicted, which is present in I don’t know how many extremist symbols, and also means a direct racial threat “no matter how much the rope twists, the end will come” (the last guess, by the way, belongs to me personally). On the background they depict some kind of horseradish in an exaggerated top hat and with an unhappy look - an obvious mocking caricature of the white aristocracy, a visual call for communist anarchy.

In addition, RJ every now and then publishes all sorts of pictures and banners depicting the web under the guise of innocent illustrations for materials about the Internet, and the words “web” and “network” themselves are used in the magazine’s materials a total of 3277 times.

In general, the extremist word “fourteen” is used in the publication’s materials 62 times, the phrase “eighty-eight” - 29 times, and the terrible word “five” - as many as 2701 times!!! At the same time, note that the harmless number “eight thousand three hundred eleven and a half” is not used even once!!!

(I had to take a break and change clothes - I found a “ 100% cotton” sign on the lining of my shirt. I don’t know what cotton is. I burned the shirt and fed the ashes to the cat. Abomination.)

I continue. It is important to understand that my terrible discoveries concern not only the materials of the Journal , but also specific people working in the editorial office. I personally saw the famous designer Bychikhin wearing “Dr. Martin” skinhead boots . True, it seemed to me that their socks were not bound with iron, but covered in dung, but, of course, now I understand that the dung was part of the scoundrel’s skillful disguise. In addition, I saw a document handwritten by Ivan Davydov, who used the runic alphabet for secret purposes . Then it didn’t seem suspicious to me, but when yesterday I asked Davydov directly, he tried to get away and said that he was Russian and that when he was drunk his handwriting was bad. What a bastard, they are just there to choose from. Now I understand that even the person whom I mistook for a thoroughly balding security guard was actually a female skinhead . Moreover, he had a tattoo of LUSYA on his fingers - the equivalent of the mysterious word “skin”, which I had not yet solved.

By the way, the electrical panel in the editorial office corridor shows nothing more than lightning . Even, it seems, two .

(I had to get distracted - some kind of siren is howling under the window, in the sounds of which my attentive ear can discern at least one chord from Keep it white . Nasty neighbors: yesterday until six in the morning I sang from the window “May there always be sunshine!”, trying to It's their own good to awaken peaceful anti-terrorism sentiments in them, now here they are, bitches, calling someone in. Through the window I see some people in armbands depicting a red swastika without curved corners - apparently communist neo-Nazis. I had to lock the door with a mop.)

I continue. If the facts I presented were not enough for someone, I will demonstrate the latest proof that the Russian Journal is a secret lair of extremely dangerous extremists of all stripes. This is what lies behind the innocent (if tasteless) names and pseudonyms of the employees of this publication. I am sure that the examples I have given are just drops in the ocean. You yourself, the reader, can continue the hard work, exposing the villains one by one . Here's what I've personally discovered so far:

• Galina Skryabina - GS: Statehood and Independence is obviously the slogan of the terrorist association of Moscow homeless people;
• Evsey Weiner - EV: Jews, Arm yourself! - accordingly, the slogan of the terrorist association of Moscow apartment owners;
• Kirill Kutalov-Postol - KKP: Kinder, Kitchen, Postelen - must be the cry of the new male chauvinism;
• and, finally, May Ivanovich Mukhin - MIM: We Are Seeking Peace - of course, the slogan of Palestinian terrorists.

(I had to get distracted: the mop didn’t help - it turns out that the damn door opens inwards. I lost two days - they were taking me somewhere, when I tried to explain the situation and sing “To the Sunny World - yes, yes, yes!” they put on some kind of muzzle and did not give me any paper still.)

I continue. Reader! I'm sorry if I had to scare you. But there is no way in our world without vigilance. If you, like me, do not approve of terrorism, extremism, racism and other related movements, you should carefully study their signs, arm yourself with leaflets, a machine gun, napalm and Dr. Martin boots and go exterminating skinheads, lesson, jihadists, whites Suprematists and other evil spirits - until the final resolution of the issue.

Yours Linor.