Miroslav Nemirov. All about poetry 29

Baader and Minhof

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"Do not pour women!"

Yes, it was such a slogan in the 1980s.

For example, it was actively used in the city of Tyumen - gathered with a multi -sized company in order to drink sound -alcohol drinks, almost always after the second glass of one of the young people, looking at the number of drinks and the number of drinks, correlating one with another - this slogan was thrown out. The rest was usually supported by him - and immediately brought him to life: that is, they really stopped pouring. To my amazement, the girls were usually not at all offended, did not clap doors and did not leave, but continued to be present in the company, illuminating it with their beauty, even in an unknown state. Then it will be explained - I thought of the end of the 1990s - why.

Judging by some documents, this slogan was not purely Tyumen origin.

The same thing as we can judge by the overture of the wonderful book of M. Belozor "The Magic Country" took place in the city of Rostov-on-Don. In this overture, where “the main words and expressions that are inherent and understandable to the drinking person are listed, loved by him, recognizable, as if some special language of a special country-a magical country” , is also “smaller women!”, And, through three lines, “not to pour women!”.

Similar was observed in the city of Leningrad, however, in an even more pronounced form: not just “not to pour women”, but generally not pour anyone! Type - "Forty -one - I drink one!". V. Shinkarev, for example, in his "Mitki" this describes this:

"Mitki is very kind, they do not feel sorry for each other and the last shirt, but one insurmountable antagonistic contradiction tears them away: they are sorry for each other alcoholic beverages. Everyone is so confident in his right to drink much more of his drinking companions that he does not even notice this characteristic Mitkovsky line. (It is noteworthy that the formula that describes this phenomenon was not found in the same time The environment is MITKOV, but foreign observers: "Mite does not like to drink alone, but Mite likes to drink alone with many witnesses.") "

Then, ten years later, on the basis of the material of their complex and partially even crazy family life, I realized why the girls were not offended at that time: the whole point is that girls (and even more so aunts!) In fact, they do not really like vodka. Girls love the company, society, they are interested in young people who invited them to their being of being, and by the vodka itself as such - by no means. Therefore, the slogan "Do not pour women!" They were more likely to be sad than sorrowful, testifying, among other things, in whose company they allowed themselves to indulge in a cultural rest: those young people who have bad intentions - they usually seek, on the contrary, they are more likely to put girls in order to soften their moral principles and - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "

Here they ask me to lead the whole overture to the "magical country", a complete list of all these amazing words and expressions. Please, here it is, this overture:

- Pour!
- Is there a glass?
-No, no, no, I will not!
- It went normally.
- Maybe vodka?
- Or three?
- Or is there three after all?
- Do you have to drink?
- Honestly, there is no money.
- And yesterday what was it?
- It turned out, like, in a glass ...
- Is there a key at least?
- Two dry are better ...
- Doh*I do not pour!
- Better two port ...
- I said: take three!
- I will not go alone!
- Packed the whole x*ynu in one glass ...
- There was nothing besides vodka!
- Just like that: we drink and leave!
- There is like a bar ...
- I can vigor ...
- In principle, I have money ...
- Babam smaller ...
- Yes, he does not drink ...
- Did Dima ask?
- In principle, I have on the book ...
- They say that coding is harmful.
- I wake up- bl*-a-ay!
- Dima encoded - and x*lap?
- Well, how much can I? Depending on how much ...
- We have to eat ...
- Do not pour women!
- I thought how: let's drink and go ...
- You can go to visit ...
- Of course, "Anapa"!
- How much do you take?
- What is it? Vodka?
- I remember how I was driving in the subway ...
- Take the bag!
- Of course I will!
- Apparently, fell ...
- Then I don't remember ...
- I, in general, go home. And what?
- X*la - don't drink!

And much more.

The composition of this M. Belozor, alas, is still not posted on the network, but its other two works - and these are children's books! Books for children! However, no less interesting and adults - they are on the Web, for example: Maxim Beloros. Book for children # 2 .

Babitsky

Everything is clear, but why lie? Jump, cunning, weird, wise, to be*? Tell me directly: there is a war, B. is fighting on the side of the enemy, not by an automatic, so as a microphone that in a modern war is even more important, well, we will act with him as with a caught enemy - so tell me - and the people will understand and approve. But this ... that one ... Only you appear with goats and disgrace the whole world - why?

Eh!

Grandmas

This is an observation from the current current life; Maybe it will entertain you - or maybe, however, to sadden it. How saddened my bird: like - "God, how sad our Russia is!" - As, according to Gogol, at first the laughing Pushkin exclaimed after reading the "dead souls" to the end.

So, at the moment, as the reader of my guest , it may already be known that I, having survived something like a stroke, as a result of which, having blinded the same eye by 94 percent and about half, I lie in the hospital in order to receive the title of disabled person of mental work (though they let me go home from there, fortunately, it’s not far from the bus, why I have the opportunity to write and publish it and not publish it, not Violating the established rhythm and routine).

And now: in the hospital - in our eye department - all the following two types of injections, “deep”, is “deep”, this, when vasodilating, improving the blood supply to the eye, in the eye, in its eye, into its eye, in its corner, without exception; And “whiskey” is when it is nicotinic acid mixed with vitamin B -12 in precisely these same whiskey. Deep chicks about ten, whiskey - about an hour later, at eleven: this is required by treatment technology. And so: grandfathers - and there are almost the same grandfathers there, I, forty years old, was a “young man” - having received the first injection, diverge from their bunks, wait until they call on the second injection, lie, talk, then. But grandmas - they immediately organize the turn and begin to stand in it, waiting for the next. They stand, lined up in a tail for fifteen meters, barely standing, shaking, leaning who was just on a stick, and who is two at once - but they stand.

Bila!

After all, there will be enough injections!

And to the injections - they will call a loud cry, and not a thieves in their own! Moreover - if you call or do it there - you will personally come to you and lead you to an injection! Without injections - you definitely can’t stay!

But - stand.

This is how (and what) the merciless Soviet life has firmly learned the Soviet man! - my bird was getting drunk when I told her observation, like Pushkin above the pages of "dead souls."