Sergey Soloukh. Water

Water
Sergey Soloukh

Publication date: March 11, 2001

“Funny thing,” I said mockingly, trying to portray complete equanimity. - What is it for anyway? Eh, Dikoy?

Wild. I think this is the first time I called him the same name as when I was a child. Wild!

“Just for movement, Pavlusha, for movement,” he answered in the same whisper, without taking his eyes off the wheels, “for movement.” *

Why are websites created? Pioneers to become famous. Circumcised and descendants of Soviet counts to prove they were right. Moonlight people - for the love of movement.

ivanov.pc.helsinki.fi - - [19/Jan/2001:22:47:34 +0700] "GET /kartinky.html HTTP/1.1" 200 3007

The human soul is virtual, it is everywhere. The mysterious and incomprehensible essence of Apache is concrete and takes the form of a file. Log file access_log. In it, the greatness of the universal confusion acquires the strict architecture of an epic poem.

box-59.rosh.inter.net.il - - [22/Jan/2001:17:37:58 +0700] "GET /kartinky.html HTTP/1.1" 200 3007

It winds its way line by line. Its size is more minted than Homerov's. She is endless, like a river. And just like in the waters of a river, you can dip your feet into its waves. In order to feel life with part of your own body. Movement.

www-cache1.relcom.ru - - [22/Jan/2001:18:00:44 +0700] "GET /kartinky.html HTTP/1.0" 200 3007

The Internet is an opportunity to see electricity. The midnight Huckleberry Fin, lying on his belly by the blue monitor, can be considered rafts and steamers, water lilies and lilies, clouds and flocks of jackdaws. In the foggy mirror of the screen, pirate oceans and cowboy continents suddenly appear from the contours of the face of the beholder.

ppp203.bulinfo.net - - [23/Jan/2001:03:22:52 +0700] "GET /kartinky.html HTTP/1.1" 200 3007

Death is a state of stable equilibrium. Life contradicts the multiplication table every day because it cannot stop. All the water in the universe, both heavenly and earthly, is spent on maintaining the illusion. The Internet in this sense is akin to safe sex. Observing those watching is an opportunity to live with faith, always staying dry.

zaraza.fep.ru - - [24/Jan/2001:00:36:46 +0700] "GET /kartinky.html HTTP/1.0" 200 3007

Freshwater chips of TCP/IP protocols, like real boats, sail from port to port. The web stretched everywhere is March all year round. Drops, waterfalls, whirlpools and puddles with sunken Atlantis of last year's ice floes. And the webmaster is a happy naval commander in rubber boots. The main thing is not to be called home. After all, a grader may arrive in the morning, and a battleship with twelve guns will no longer sail past your bushes.

b-kahuna.hickam.af.mil - - [07/Feb/2001:08:10:05 +0700] "GET /kartinky.html HTTP/1.0" 200 3007

Water is everything. They are also looking for them on Mars and Jupiter. The network is just a new aggregate state of eternal substance. From this point of view, the etymology of Russian words, like a hundred years ago, is the key to understanding the universal world order. In the early era of e-mail, the eight-tailed "at commercial" girls on the phones at Relcom and Techno were called monkeys. Which is graphically absolutely justified, but fundamentally wrong from a semantic point of view. After all, the macaque does not know how to breaststroke. Only a dog can swim to the middle of the Dnieper. Cheerful furry-legged puppy.

proxy1.syd.pacific.net.au - - [08/Feb/2001:16:34:29 +0700] "GET /kartinky.html HTTP/1.0" 200 3007

This means that all this is nonsense and nonsense - theoretical reasoning about the new information unity of the world. Where it flowed, swirled and dripped, the bottle with the note always reached the recipient. Any RFC by Jules Verne is proof of this. Time doesn't count. Movement is important. That is why creating a website is just a simple way to divert a small personal stream of life into your garden. And no mysticism, ideology, philosophical background. Simple human happiness is to roll down a high steep slope on a foggy morning, slide along damp sedge, skip over clay hummocks, and quickly reach a strip of shore pebbles to open and see the treasured access_log.

ts16-a108.dial.sovam.com - - [10/Feb/2001:22:05:52 +0700] "GET /kartinky.html HTTP/1.1" 200 3007

- When did you let her in? - I continued by inertia in a joking tone.

- When did you let him in, Pavlusha? A long, long time ago. You see, it doesn’t stop.

- What is this? Perpetual motion machine, or what?

He turned to me, and his eyes sparkled amazingly, no longer with the glare of barn electricity, but with the eerie light of the early moon.

“I think so,” he whispered. - I think so, yes. *

To the children's question, what is the river for, there is an adult answer. To watch.



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