Gingerbread and samovar

Andrey Samoshin

Governor Starodubtsev and local oligarch Sokolovsky, using dirty technologies, are trying to eliminate their competitor in the election

Being traveling in Tula, I made an important discovery. It turns out that a rampant of political technologies is not at all a random coincidence of stars and some tablets. The level of PR, designed simply for idiots, reflected an objective necessity. Idiots are not those who prepare this PR, but, sorry, we are all. Well, a person who is hung on the ears of such noodles cannot be normal. And who reacts to her “correctly.” The “slave - citizen - voter” came out with us skewed. They did too quickly. The main links fell out, and we followed the path of our own pride: "Slave - electorate - idiot"

Power service tolerates vanity

The main candidates for the post of Tula governor are three. The current Governor Starodubtsev, general director of OJSC "Centergaz" Sokolovsky and young head of the district, the former "Afghan" Samoshin.

Starodubtsev, of course, has nothing to boast of. The rest can rinse all economic bones of the current government. What they willingly do. They can also promise the people any dairy rivers with jelly shores. In the newspaper Sokolovsky, whom rivals affectionately call the oligarch, it is written as follows:

“Against compromising and estate letters of competitors, Sokolovsky put his real achievements: thousands of kilometers of gas highways carrying warm and light, new modern plants, many thousands of square meters of housing and social objects, the Arsenal stadium, in the sports sections of which are saved from drug addiction and the hopelessness of thousands of Tula boys and girls.”

By reading it is clear: if one candidate has created so many material wealth, being the chief of OJSC “Centergaz”, then at the governor’s post he is so piercing that the entire population will immediately come in full prosperity.

Starodubtsev can not say anything about such rivers. No. But the old party party has an administrative resource.

Lyrical retreat: for this resource, this must be asked not in the field, but in the Okhotny row and even in the Kremlin.

The importance of the administrative resource for the republic is huge. In Tula, he looks like this. On the radio in the morning, the news is transmitted early. The first three are connected with the governor. I visited something important, met with high ones, accepted fateful. Because Comrade Starodubtsev became a candidate, but did not go on vacation from the governor’s post, continuing to correctly serve people.

We won’t talk about the premises: the first of the registered candidates (Samoshin turned out to be) immediately had problems on the entire front. And on the day of registration in its area, 22 buses stopped going. In general, money from the budget stopped coming to the area. Even according to protected articles.

Apparently, so as not to climb before the old man. This is already more serious than a free jacket for a governor’s candidate than the “closed meetings” of the governor with his team. They are, as it were, not election, but household, but for journalists and the administration of the Samoshinsky district are closed.

Lawyers claim that the law is rude. But the relevant authorities do not respond to this. Starodubtsev’s rivals believe that “unreason” is one of the main signs of corruption. Found what to surprise!

If only for buses they attracted someone. But - there is no one! From the economic blockade, the plague is cracking, as always, among men, and not among the generals.

Conspiracies of the Tula court

The headquarters did not open anything fundamentally new in science named PR. Unless the conspiracies have acquired special importance in the Tula struggle, which print publications report in very large circulations. Well, very large. For example, 500 thousand copies. This is only one newspaper. And the public does not know what circulations of nameless leaflets.

In the conspiracy conspiracies that have stepped on the Tula region, any voter will break his leg. First, a terrible story is described in Sokolovsky’s newspaper in a whole strip. It is called “people should know the truth” - with the main subtitle “Hunting for the Falcon”. No McKiavelli stood nearby. Listen.

It turns out that Vasily Starodubtsev is very afraid of Viktor Sokolovsky. Therefore, he made a dark intrigue, having agreed with Andrei Samoshin. You reader, still remember the characters? Starodubtsev-of course, Sokolovsky-“oligarch” from under Gazprom, Samoshin-the young head of the district, from the “Afghans”.

Here you go. The current governor set Samoshin on himself. So that, it means, the Afghan began to wet Starodubtsev in all the media and thereby gained popularity among the people, leaving Sokolovsky in the shade.

What is the meaning of the newspaper sees in such a strange conspiracy? The point is that the main favorite is Sokolovsky, and they decided to wipe it, to leave Starodubtsev in the governors. In terms of conspiracy, the Samoshin was assigned the role of not only a ram against a major business executive, but also the future mayor. As a payment of services.

There is even a photograph in the head of “Hunting for the Falcon”: Starodubtsev stands on the rostrum under the flag (of course, with a sickle and a hammer). Opa with him is a young man very similar to Samoshin. The inscription for the photo reads: "Consessed ...". On this occasion, Samoshin published an open letter to Starodubtsev and Sokolovsky: guys, well, what, well, well, you need to know at least some conscience. This is not my photo; Just on the computer, they painted a mustache by the Komsomol functionary named Karpenko. Well, such a forgery does not climb into any gate.

In addition to the letter, Samoshin also turned to the prosecutor's office, but clearly in vain. Isn't the Tula prosecutor’s office all at home to create a federal precedent? Doesn’t she eat, drinks, raises children in Tula and takes care of her grandchildren? To throw beads before the law or voter is absolutely useless to her.

The publication about the conspiracy soon received a decent answer. An unknown and without any weekend, a leaflet with the inscription “Everyone should know this!” Appeared by the unknown and without any weekend. And in the leaflet, again this poor fellow Samoshin was declared a participant in the conspiracy. But another, exactly the opposite described.

That is, the conspiracy really exists, but not against Sokolovsky, but against, on the contrary, Starodubtsev. And not a simple conspiracy, but with signs of Zionism. Because Samoshin actually serves Sokolovsky, who has a nationality ... well, you understand.

Then we, readers, tell that Samoshin is bad. That in Afghanistan he was not a military man, but a speculator and miraculously escaped the court. That he has no order, but there is almost a criminal record. What then in his homeland he bought himself a deputy mandate. That generally bought everyone, so people elected it the head of the Leninsky district. He is not a business executive, but a real worldwide. That children's benefits were given in a timely manner in the area only for the sake of self -promotion.

Then the leaflet changes the direction of the attack. Obviously mocking the mental abilities of the Tula electorate, the leaflet reports: Samoshin cannot become a governor. Because the young still could not get so much money to win the governor’s elections. This means that Afghan is financed by someone else. And who else can finance except Sokolovsky? Only he, "Our Gazprom oligarch."

The leaflet ends with a criminal act: “Russian Patriot” Samoshin - just “six” at the Jewish oligarch Sokolovsky! ” Well, the Starodubtsev team gives!

You, reader, are not ashamed that all this PR is our soul mirror in kind?

Long live yehu, builders of capitalism!

Let's get back to the first article on the conspiracy. She burns the verb of the heart of voters. This people wrote a newspaper. And then what is the level of development of Russians in it.

We are not interested in information. Only guesses that allow you to create any virtual reality. The Internet here is not an opponent.

And in general, everything that happens gives us not life, but a rather vile idea of ​​life.

Let's get out of the names of the candidates. We read the verbs.

... “I didn’t want to take risks and to fight alone”, “he assigned the role of a ram”, “quickly realized what they wanted from him”, “agreed to play along”, “so a plan under the working name“ Hunting for the Falcon ”was born,“ C1 knew that if C2 was held on the second round, then any opponent was doomed to defeat ”,“ the secret union was exposed ”...

None of the verbs have been confirmed in the article by the fact. Even about the exposure of a secret union. Simple: exposed, and forget about it. From which Boduna concluded about the iron victory of one of the candidates in the second round is also incomprehensible.

PR knows well what the caches of our souls need. He knows that we are pleased to read about the presence of evil intent. Or a secret conspiracy. And if it’s nice, then nothing needs to be proved. We are always happy about the nasty things about others.

Another newspaper is the Call of the Fatherland. Brightly, in the first lane, - photos of Samoshin and Starodubtsev. The inscription above: "Who is the next governor?" Below: "Fuck or radish." The word "horseradish" is in the photo of Samoshin, and the word "radish" is in Starodubtsev. In the head of the newspaper - a monument to Minin and Pozharsky. The “Call” of the “Renaissance Fatherland” party issued a “call”. In the weekend there is only a party and individuals. Neither Viktor Sokolovsky, nor Gazprom himself (I do not take it in quotation marks, because this is not a name for a long time, but my own name) are not indicated. But, then, they undertook to play on a patriotic field?

Shame: horseradish, radish - to a living person. I myself seemed to participate in a bazaar squabble. But we are with you: let my cow die, but so that the neighbor has two.

Morality, damn it. Previously, they shot for this. And educated people did not give their hands all their lives all their lives. More recently, a hundred years ago. But in our mirror, not those with whom they fight for duel are reflected. And those who beat with whips in the backyards.

It is interesting to get an honest answer to the question: why do they fight in the elections in any region? Why do political sockets break into each other in the blood? The area is poor, it does not look like both physically and in the media. But, it seems, through rags, some characters see a trained look that our eye is not available.

We are a terribly rich country. This cross can not be conveyed.

PSS in the next entrance from the 9th floor was thrown into the palmistry a spent toilet. For three days he was lying there in pure snow, then two little fellow girls decided to hint that the adults were wrong, and carried the toilet to the doors of their apartment. Naive kids easily explained the meaning of life: on the same day, the toilet was again thrown into the front garden, and there no one else bothered him.